Perez Hilton is reporting that actress Rooney Mara has been “severely injured” on the set of David Fincher’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in Sweden. Take that with a grain of salt, because it’s Perez Hilton, and the only things I’d trust that fat mongoloid to do are blow things* out of proportion and not know what words like “serious” mean. For what it’s worth, here’s some google translated text from Perez’ Swedish source:
Rooney Mara seriously injured when she was preparing for the role of Lisbeth Salander.
Now Hollywood filming of “Men Who Hate Women in danger.”
On Monday came the shooting of the lavish movie started. Scenes with extras filmed in Ingarö in the Stockholm archipelago.
Now Amusement sheet reveal that Rooney Mara, 25, who will play Lisbeth Salander, have been injured so severely in the shoulder that several major recording days to be moved.
My guess is that by “serious injury”, they mean she dislocated her shoulder, and Perez took the opportunity to write something breathy and shrill. But what do I know, I’m just a man who hates women in danger. Seriously, this is the picture Perez used as his banner image. I heard he would’ve made her a “Get Well Soon” card out of construction paper, macaroni, and glue, but he ended up eating all the macaroni and glue.
*no homo… er, yes, homo. (*sigh*) I don’t even know anymore.
UPDATE: My assumption was that something probably happened, and Perez’ account, based on a mainstream news report, was just highly exaggerated. Now Sony says the story is “not true at all.” Meanwhile, I’ve upgraded my official account to (*dismissive wank*).