02.20.08 10 years ago 115 Comments

Universal has signed a six-year deal with Hasbro… to make "at least four movies based on well-known games like Monopoly, Battleship, Candy Land and Ouija."  Jesus Christ, that’s a worse idea than comic book movies and video game movies combined.

The first movie from the deal is to be released in either 2010 or 2011, with Universal releasing at least one film per year thereafter, the companies said.

I thought they already a Monopoly movie.  It was called Glengarry Glen Ross.  That’s why when I’m playing Monopoly with my youngest stepbrother I always look at him and go, "Coffee is for closers, you loser faggot." I don’t think he’s seen the movie, but he loves it!

Meanwhile, if you’re casting the lead in Candy Land the Movie I gotta think Zac Efron’s your first choice.    

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