Bruce Willis’ Red opens this weekend, and in support of the film, he appeared on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, which as an actor, is about a thousand times more fun than talking to Billy Bush, Satan’s dead-eyed gay lover. As always, ‘Fianakis asks the best questions:
- How many children do you have? Who’s your favorite, Ashton?
- When you were making The Whole Ten Yards, were you ever worried that it’d be too good?
- Are you aware that some actors turn down roles?
I have nothing to add to this. If I was Zach Galifianakis, I would pay hookers to shampoo my beard.