Variety reports that Screen Gems’ comedy, Maxim’s Mardi Gras (Screen Gems and Maxim are like the one-two punch of surefire turdery for those keeping score at home) will begin production this spring.
Josh Heald’s script follows three best friends who take off for Mardi Gras in search of a real party and find what they are looking for [Ed Note – well isn’t that nice for them]. Pic will star Nicholas D’Agosto ("Rocket Science"), Josh Gad, Brett Harrison, Arielle Kebbel, Danneel Haris, Carmen Electra, Regina Hall, and Becky and Jessica O’Donohue.
I’m sure this will be great. After all, the screenwriter played "Terry the Air Marshall" in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo and "Guy Slammed on Door" [sic] in Kimberly (aka Daddy Who?).
Again, for those of you keeping score at home, Carmen Electra’s last five movies: Maxim’s Mardi Gras, Meet the Spartans, Christmas in Wonderland, I Want Candy, and Epic Movie. Seriously, just suck cock on Hollywood Boulevard, it’d be less degrading. …Don’t ask me how I know.