DARJEELING NOW WITH MORE PORTMAN BUTT

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10.23.07 22 Comments

This One Time, I Went to India by Wes Anderson The Darjeeling Limited will now be accompanied by Hotel Chevalier, the short that Wes Anderson originally intended to accompany it. 

Chevalier, which has been available free on iTunes for weeks now, is better than the movie that follows it, and kinda sorta not really shows Natalie Portman naked.  Holy hell, an ass crack!  I think my enormous boner just filled with so much blood that it detached from my body and shot across the room like a bottle rocket!  Damn you, Natalie Portman’s bruise-covered ass!  

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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