FRI FREE FOR ALL: GOD MADE YOU A TOOL

By: 05.22.09  •  51 Comments

Friday Free For All is that time of the week when I post videos that may or may not be timely, newsworthy, or relevant.  Because only your mom works hard on Friday. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.

In today’s Friday Free for All clip, this dude who looks like he has a butthole on his forehead makes the kids wear signs that say “tool” over their crotch and explains that “life without Jesus is like a doughnut, because there’s a hole in the middle of your heart.”  Important lessons, sure, but be careful where you watch it, the girl in the overalls is a real looker.  I mean, I think it’s a girl.

[via Everythingisterrible]

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