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10.09.08 16 Comments

Hands on the table, goddammit!

Oh hey look, it’s another video for Paris Hilton’s online presidential campaign.  OMG, Paris, you can totally read cue cards!  Excuse me while I clap my flippers together and balance this beachball on my nose.  Hold on… Did you hear something?  Yep, that’s the sound of Martin Sheen’s career hitting rock bottom.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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