Adam Lambert and Blort stopped by “So You Think You Can Dance” last night, to sing “Whattya Want From Me.” Who is Blort? It’s whatever the hell that fluffy black thing is perched on his right shoulder.
Leona Lewis, J-Lo and Mary J. were all at the finale too, but the “American Idol” star shone the brightest, as his live television performances of his “For Your Entertainment” tracks ever-improve. Lambert went heavy on the glitter eyeliner and the glam for this knock-out performance. But, considering the show’s theme, it would have been fun to at least see some skipping or a The Robot or something.
Click here to read a recap of the whole show. Best line? “Even when his guitarist leans against his back, you can see him stiffen up a little. You know he”s thinking, God, I hope the network doesn”t accuse me of having back sex.”
Then there was “Chelsea Lately” on E! And it was fabulous. Although, it looks like Chelsea Handler adopted Blort and prettied him up for her dress. The two chatted like 14 year old girls, as Chelsea needled Lambert on being fat, tripping on acid and hooking him up with a gay staffer.
As previously reported, Lambert is lined up to sing at the Gridlock New Year’s Eve party in Hollywood later this month.