By: 11.28.06

In what has to be amends for the man-tits-hugging golf shirts worn by Bill Parcells, Eric Mangini, and Mike Holmgren earlier this season, Reebok has signed Scarlett Johansson to wear clothes.

Reebok said Tuesday it has signed a multiyear contract with actress Scarlett Johansson to develop “Scarlett ‘Hearts’ Rbk,” a “fashion-forward, athletic-inspired footwear and apparel signature collection.”

More importantly, I didn't have to wait until Friday to post a picture of Scarlett. I hope this makes up for that Celine Dion picture yesterday.

“Scarlett embodies the pulse points of our brand—individuality, authenticity and a life lived to the fullest in perpetual motion,” Paul Harrington, president and CEO of Canton, Mass.-based Reebok, said in a statement about the 21-year-old actress.

"Also," Harrington added, "she's got a rack crafted by the hands of God Himself." Wait. No, that was me who said that.

Again, thanks to 289 for the Photoshop goodness. And now I'm sad. Did he really have to cross my face out so hard?

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