Basketball and hockey season may be over, but wedding season is in full effect. And you can bet that I'm gonna cover the marriage of Tony Parker and the Chupacabra next month very closely, because I want a front row seat when that sucker implodes. Ordinarily Parkercabra stories have the theme "Eva Longoria is a controlling bitch," but today's gossip item mixes things up nicely.
Some of Longoria's pals are worried about Parker. "He is just not gracious," one of them said. "He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don't have a good feeling about him."
Rude to waiters? A Frenchman? Mais non! I was unprepared for such a surprise.
Honestly though, I think they have a good thing going. Like most people in successful, loving relationships, they both put themselves first. It's great they have so much in common, like selfishness and me wanting them dead.
I want more like this!
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