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168 POINTS?

By / 03.17.08

I'm still sifting through yesterday's events, and uhhhh… this score kinda popped out at me: Nuggets 168, Sonics 116.

"A lot of people are going to think it’s a misprint," [Denver forward Kenyon] Martin said. "A lot of people will think there’s no way they scored that many points. It’s unbelievable. There are no words for it."

Kelly Dwyer at Ball Don't Lie uses some statistics and matrices and scientific jibba-jabba to point out that the Nuggets' defense was actually as impressive as their offense in the win, and how he got past his eyeballs popping out of his skull while making an AWOOOOOGA!!! sound upon seeing that score will remain a mystery.

As usual, I blame Clay Bennett.  God I hate that guy.  I wish Seattlites weren't such pussies.  Any other city would have gotten an angry mob to hang him by his own intestines by now.


TOPICS#NBA
TAGSDENVER NUGGETSSEATTLE SONICS

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