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ELI MANNING IS GETTING MARRIED

By 04.17.08

New York Giants QB and famous younger brother Eli Manning is getting married to college sweetheart Abby McGrew in Mexico this weekend.  Slainte!

The One&Only [where they're staying] is located on the picturesque Baja California peninsula, where the Pacific Ocean merges with the Sea of Cortez.

Luxury suites run up to $2,600 a night, and the resort offers a wedding package that includes a horse-drawn carriage ride to a rustic chapel.

Oh, man, I can't believe we're only finding out about this now.  People, I know this is short notice, but it's not too late to get them something from their Neiman Marcus gift registry.

The Royal Crown Derby china is tasteful and classy, I think, and it's a damn shame that no one has forked over the $345 to get them the vegetable bowl they want.  And will NO ONE buy them a butter crock???  C'mon, Mannings and McGrews, how is a Super Bowl MVP supposed to focus on football when he doesn't have a BUTTER CROCK? 

[Thanks to reader Brian; Daily News story via Hot Clicks


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