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By / 06.10.08

From The Marbles (via Awful Announcing) uncovers a video from last night's This Week in NASCAR with an announcer (who may or may not be a disinterred Chris Farley) flubbing Patrick Carpentier's last name – pronounced Car-pawn-tee-eh – as "Carper Eater".

Does this mean NASCAR is more friendly to lesbians than, say, the Seattle Mariners?

Well, no – he's clearly referring to a guy. NASCAR people dislike the French more than they do lesbians anyway. And who's to say he was referring to a driver at all? Maybe he's in favor of some guy who happens to enjoy going down on chicks. You polished studio guys are just prudes.

"Can he just say carpet eater right on TV?" You bet your vag he can, Waltrip. Video after the jump.


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