Dennis Rodman, who set the true standard for crazy in the NBA, was in the Hamptons for a classy rich person party earlier this week. Sources close to the situation say he may have been a little tipsy while making excessive, TRL style shout outs to party goers. Rodman, in his drunken state, forgot to give the microphone back after he got all of the tween out of his system, which is fortunate for everyone else at the soiree. They were able to hear the sweet, melodic sound of Dennis Rodman dirty talk. To six different women at the same time.
Hamptons partygoers got to listen to a little Dennis Rodman lovemaking after he took six girls up to his bedroom with a cordless microphone switched on in his pocket. Promoters at the Hotel Indigo in Hampton Bays were astonished when they heard Rodman talking dirty over the music at their pool party in the early hours of Monday morning. A source told us, “Rodman had quite a lot to drink and had been making shout-outs on the mike. He headed up to his room with six girls. Then, the next thing you could hear through the speakers downstairs was Rodman describing in full sexual detail what he wanted to do to them. Organizers pulled the plug before it got any dirtier.” The source added the party was still packed with guests, including “Entourage” star Kevin Dillon. Rodman’s agent, Darren Prince, confirmed, “He was unaware of the microphone being turned on . . . I do know he had a few drinks in him.” –NY Post
Some excerpts from Dennis Rodman’s sexcapades:
“I want to dress you up like Karl Malone and slap you around with my dong.”
“No, you can’t take the bald cap off.”
“God, I wish Kevin Dillon was here. His forehead turns me on.”
(Thinking to himself) “Phil Jackson’s moustache, Phil Jackson’s moustache, Phil Jackson’s moustache…”
Feel free to come up with your own in the comments.