Commenter/wet blanket Jim Jones was nice enough to take a break from picking up guys outside the free health clinic to send along this video (also available at Fan IQ) from Saturday night's Kings-Avalanche game. Avs forward Ryan Smyth had just scored his second goal of the game when Jack Johnson took him hard into the boards by the Colorado bench. Smyth lay unconscious on the ground for several minutes before getting up, but he's out indefinitely until the team's medical staff performs more tests. When asked to comment, Johnson said, "No, I won't play 'Bubble Toes'! That's the OTHER Jack Johnson!" You just know everyone was disappointed to learn that.
HOCKEY IS FOR TOTAL WEAKLINGS