What a precious moment to treasure forever, my darling snowflakes. Be sure to get in frame so mommy can capture the first in a long string of competitions you must wage to determine who mommy loves more.
Not too close now, or else…
Looks like mommy and daddy can take that cruise after all. Baby won't be needing that college fund.
Who am I kidding? We can't even afford grass in the backyard. At least the older one knows to ditch the evidence after an assault. He'll be useful. The other one is damaged goods. We'd be lucky to get a decent bag of mulch for him.