Frenchman Tony Parker and painted gremlin Eva Longoria returned from their honeymoon on Sunday, and it was every bit as sexy as you could expect from a whiny member of the Spurs and an overrated TV star who needs four pounds of makeup to make sure people who see her don't turn into stone.
The newlyweds – who flew out to an exclusive Caribbean resort on the islands of Turks and Caicos last week – spent their break relaxing with a few games of table tennis. The couple were also seen 'cosying up to each other' on the beach while playing the dice game Yahtzee under the shade of a parasol.
Ping-pong and Yahtzee. Sounds great. I don't know why they went to some fancy island though. I would have rented them my parents' basement for way less. And my parents have Scattergories, too, so it would've been a pretty sweet deal.