12.30.09 8 years ago 3 Comments

I’ve been reminded by Shane Bacon that today is not only Lebron James’ birthday, but also the birthday of one Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods. Tiger turns 34 today, and honestly, what kind of birthday gift do you get for the man that had everything, and then got even more, and then screwed a bunch of girls in Vegas, and now still seems to have not quite everything, but still a lot, only it looks like he may not have everything much longer. Maybe a puppy? Or maybe rehab?

Tiger Woods has entered rehab, possibly for sex addiction, at an upscale rehabilitation facility in Arizona. X17online claims that Woods was pushed by an entourage desperate for him to start repairing his badly damaged image.

“He has been there for a few days since his handlers forced him to enter the program,” a source tells X17online. “They feel that if he blames his cheating on addiction, the public will forgive him.”

This is the wax sculpture of Tiger’s likeness at the Madame Tussauds in London, and it might be the only iteration of Tiger’s branding persona that’s safe from jeopardy, although I’m hoping that they might consider revising it. Or at least put a cell phone in his hand. I don’t ask for much. Thanks, Darren.

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