Brad Pitt

The Counselor Review: Verbosity and Violence

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The idea of Cormac McCarthy writing an original screenplay for Ridley Scott with silly-haired Javier Bardem and elaborate motorcycle beheadings inspired so many TAKE MY MONEY reactions that The Counselor was destined to be doomed by high expectations.

Cormac McCarthy

Cameron Diaz has a gold tooth in new clip from The Counselor

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/michael-fassbender-is-screwed-in-the-international-trailer-for-the-counselor" target="_blank">The Counselor </a>is directed by Ridley Scott, and written, in his first original screenplay, by Cormac McCarthy.

Brad Pitt

Michael Fassbender Is Screwed In The International Trailer For ‘The Counselor’

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In case you were wondering, Ridley Scott’s and Cormac McCarthy’s The Counselor still looks pretty ridiculously amazing.

Brad Pitt

The New Trailer And Three Clips For Ridley Scott’s ‘The Counselor’ Have Arrived

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There isn’t much that you can say about The Counselor that will do it as much justice as simply listing the basic details: - The first complete original screenplay from Cormac McCarthy - Directed by Ridley Scott - Starring Michael Fassbender, Brad Pitt, Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz (looking like one seriously bad B-word) I guess if you’re a stickler for a little more elaborate plot details, then I could include that The Counselor is about a lawyer (Fassbender) who decides to get into the cocaine business, only to find himself in way over his head, while his client (Bardem) looks creepy (as usual) and another guy (Pitt) doubles down on the creepy factor as well.

Brad Pitt

Javier Bardem has sweet hair & a cheetah in Ridley Scott/Cormac McCarthy’s The Counselor

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UPDATE: <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/06/the-counselor-teaser-in-english-this-time" target="_blank">The English version is here</a>.

Cameron Diaz

It’s Friday, So Here’s Kate Upton’s Boobs Falling Out On The Set Of ‘The Other Woman’

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As you may know, Kate Upton's big theatrical follow-up to Tower Heist and 30 seconds of The Three Stooges is a Cameron Diaz rom-com called The Other Woman, because, you know, they still make those.

AMY SMART

A Tribute to Movie Strippers

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A five minute tribute to some of the most convincing strippers in cinematic history.

ANDY SAMBERG

SNL: Adam Levine’s Monologue

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Adam Levine's monologue gets judged, The Voice-style, by Andy Samberg, Cameron Diaz, and Jerry Seinfeld.

Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz Rap About Chelsea Handler’s Sex Life, Embarrass Themselves

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To promote the return of Chelsea Handler's show, Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow ... er ... rap. Or something.

BEN AND KATE

Fox Orders More ‘The Mindy Project,’ Bear Grylls Lands New Show

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Television news round-up, including pick ups on 'The Mindy Project,' a new Bear Grylls show, and an upcoming guest star on 'Community.'

ALAN RICKMAN

Coen Bros-scripted ‘Gambit’ Has A Trailer, Is The Worst X-Men Film

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I’ll admit that for a second my heart skipped a beat when I saw the alert for a trailer to the film Gambit, as I said a quick prayer to my monkey gods for a film that could help me forget Taylor Kitsch’s portrayal of the Cajun X-Man in the lackluster Wolverine.

Ridley Scott

Cameron Diaz replaces Angelina Jolie in Cormac McCarthy's The Counselor

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One of the upcoming projects I'm most excited about is The Counselor, the first original script from No Country For Old Men, etc.

BOB FISHER

Jennifer Aniston to play Jason Sudeikis's hooker

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According to Deadline, Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis are set to star in a "raunchy road comedy" We're the Millers.

ANNA KENDRICK

What to Expect When You’re Expecting is Dr. Pepper 10 for Chicks

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As if the old "intertwining vignettes of rom-com clichés played by famous chicks" storyline wasn't already enough of a testicle forcefield, What to Expect When You're Expecting has released character posters of all the principles, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks, Brooklyn Decker, and Anna Kendrick.

Cameron Diaz

Rob Huebel almost makes What to Expect When You’re Expecting look tolerable

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Much like She Just Not That Into You, What to Expect When You're Expecting is more an advice book without a particular narrative, so you kind of know what to expect from a movie adaptation: a bunch of half-assed rom-com tropes shot in vignettes so that the audience can enjoy the women-be-shoppin' jokes they came for without anyone working too hard on story.

ANGELINA JOLIE

The Five Most Useless Action Movie Heroines

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When you think of great Action Movie Heroines, Sigourney Weaver's Ellen Ripley (Aliens) immediately comes to mind.

BAD TEACHER

Cameron Diaz wants you to munch her apple

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Here's Cameron Diaz in the new poster for <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/02/cameron-diaz-is-a-naughty-teacher" target="_blank">Bad Teacher</a>, which gets points for clarity of concept at the very least.

alex rodriguez

A-Rod’s GF Is A Movie Star, Loves Porn

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Cameron Diaz was on Kimmel, and instead of boring everyone with talk of her new movie she decided to talk about porn.

Bill Bellamy

2.21 The Cooler

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