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YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DIRK

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If you don't like The Big Lebowski, you can take your ugly fuggin goldbrickin' ass out of my blog community.

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DIRK POPS OFF 29 IN ONE QUARTER

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Dallas Mavericks big man Dirk Nowitzki is a rampaging beast.

Al Jefferson

TSS 2009 NBA Preview: Western Conference

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The NBA is ready to launch another Donaghy-free season and we couldn’t be happier.

#APPLE

9.8 The Cooler

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Thamara Caldeira.

AMERICAN IDOL

5.21 The Cooler

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The 3 T's: Thick Thursday's Tiffany Tight Times Loosen Creativity [NYT] DJ Quik’s Moog Voyager, SP1200, Pre-Amps, Sound Quality [Crate Kingz] Kanye West Compares Lil' Wayne To Jimi Hendrix [Broken Cool] Manny Pacquiao-Floyd Mayweather Closer With Cotto's Refusal [TSB] Pregnancy Rumors True For Dirk Nowitzki's [...].

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

NBA: CAVS ADVANCE, MAVS GET TO GAME 5

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The <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/cleveland-cavaliers">Cleveland Cavaliers</a> continue to resemble a shark tied to an elephant's back, <a href="http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:SicpCI2neUkJ:www.faqs.org/faqs/tv/sat-night-live/deep-thoughts/+jack+handey+shark+elephant&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us">trampling and eating</a> everything in their path.

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DIRK NOWITZKI’S GF ARRESTED

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Our generation's Larry Bird With Autism watched his alleged girlfriend get hauled off to jail for multiple felony warrants--including a probation violation--when Dallas police showed up at his doorstep earlier this week.

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DIRK NOWITZKI: ‘PEW PEW PEW!’

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It would be a great story if Dirk Nowitzki always used the Mavericks' off nights to go to <a href="http://www.amazingjakes.com/plano/?" target="_blank">Amazing Jake's</a> and play Laser Tag with a bunch lonely young men who live with their parents.

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BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT ABOUT HITLER?

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The Dallas Mavericks seem to have finally found their way after the Jason Kidd trade, having won five in a row after against pansies to improve morale and team camaraderie.

DIRK NOWITZKI

WHITE GEEK RAP: THE NBA SEASON REVIEW

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Goddammit, geeks can be really funny sometimes, and not just when you push them down a set of stairs.

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MAVS LOSING STREAK SPIRALS OUT OF CONTROL

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All week long, all I could think about was how excited I was to watch the Suns-Mavs matchup.

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DIRK NOWITZKI IS LAZY

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The Warriors <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=270312009" target="_blank">snapped the Mavericks' 17-game winning streak</a> 117-100 last night, as likely MVP and unstoppable offensive force Dirk Nowitzki offered up an inspiring 13 points and 7 turnovers.

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THE MAVERICKS CAN’T LOSE

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So, um, those Dallas Mavericks have shown that they're pretty good at the playing of basketball recently, no.


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