#MLB

Ryan Braun Is So Sorry So He Released A Statement Sort Of Saying That He’s Sorry

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Milwaukee Brewers All-Star, perennial MVP candidate and the best Jewish baseball player since Shawn Green, Ryan Braun accepted a 65-game suspension from Major League Baseball earlier this season after he was perhaps the biggest name involved with that whole icky Biogenesis PED scandal.

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Reports: Michael Hastings May Have Had Meth In His System When He Died, Battled Many Demons In Final Days

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Michael Hastings' death now looks more like a terrible accident and not the staged political assassination the conspiracy theorists want to believe.

#Twitter

A Toronto Man Tried To Buy Pot On Twitter, Was Mocked By The Police And Lost His Job

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A mechanic in Toronto lost his job at Mr. Lube after he Tweeted for a drug dealer to bring him some pot and the York Police Department responded.

#MLB

The List Of MLB Players Suspended For 50 Games Over Biogenesis Link Has Grown To 12

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In case you were wondering, Major League Baseball’s current Biogenesis performance-enhancing drug scandal goes well beyond the front page stories involving Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun being suspended for the rest of the season and New York Yankees paycheck collector Alex Rodriguez facing a possible suspension through 2014 or more, depending on how arrogant he really is.

Your Daily Crazy

How Many Cops Does It Take To Subdue A Naked Woman High On Shrooms? 35

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Taylor Powers/Facebook Filed under "We seriously can't make this sh*t up.

#Twitter

Amanda Bynes Thinks She's Overweight, Inspires Depressing Twitter Fan Art

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Amanda Bynes' meltdown continues as she posts pictures, saying she needs to only be 100 pounds.

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This Week In ‘Dude, Come On, Bro': Alabama QB AJ McCarron

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If you judge a man solely by his Twitter account, then Alabama QB AJ McCarron comes across as a pretty big douchebag.

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It Will Be A Long Time Before The Internet Forgives Lance Armstrong

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The International Cycling Union has decided that based on the findings of the U.

#NFL

Ryan Leaf Still Ain't Doing So Hot

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Last week we paid a little tribute to some of the biggest morons and disappointments in sports history – via our love for Kenny Powers and Eastbound and Down – and it would have been a huge oversight to exclude former No.

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It Looks As Though The Epic Deadmau5/Madonna Drug Feud We've All Been Waiting For Has Commenced

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When freakishly armed living legend Madonna performed at the Ultra Music Festival in Miami over the weekend she posed the following question to the audience in attendance: "How many people in this crowd have seen Molly.

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Looks Like Jose Canseco Dodged A Bullet

File this under “Something to Think About the Next Time I Complain About Homeless People Hanging Out by the Local Little League Park.

#BREAKING BAD

Update: Brett Favre’s Sister Is Still Awesome

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Almost a year ago to the day, we wrote about how old/gunslinging quarterback Brett Favre's sister Brandi had been one of five people arrested in a Mississippi meth lab.

#NFL

Tony Romo’s Gonna Be A Daddy!

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Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and receiver Miles Austin spoke with students at Cedar Hills High School in Texas yesterday about the dangers of drugs.

THAT'S PRETTY METAL

Jaydin Goldenstein Is My New Hero

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Up next in the category of Bad Ass of the Year, Jaydin Goldenstein is a 16-year old three-sport star at Holyoke High School in Colorado.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Cleveland Puts Ted Williams’ Head Into Cryogenic Freeze

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The Cleveland Cavaliers offered Ted Williams (the other one) an announcing gig when he shot to fame with a viral YouTube video, and now that a little bit of time has passed and everyone has forgotten it, they can take it back.

MISSOURI TIGERS

Iowa Does Not Have A Drug Problem

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Iowa’s all-time leading receiver, Derrell Johnson-Koulianos, was arrested last week on four drug-related misdemeanor charges (three serious and one aggravated, according to Iowa drug laws) and since then the Iowa Hawkeyes football program has been crumbling like an eight ball at an ’86 Mets reunion.

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Infamous West Virginia Paint Huffer Enjoys A Day At The Ballpark

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If you're not familiar with the exploits of Patrick Tribett over the past few years, then I'm afraid you're just not living life, my friends.

#NBA

Brandon Roy Is Sorry For Something

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Portland Trailblazers star Brandon Roy has issued an apology for his appearance in a new rap video from “artists” Cali and Cavalli for their hit(.


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