ST ANDREWS NET

ST. ANDREW’S NET: PILLOW TALK

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Saint Andrew's Net is With Leather's daily link dump.

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OH NO THEY DIH-INT!

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Giants quarterback and wife Abby McGrew attended a fancy-pants party at the Whitney Museum on Tuesday, and the New York Post managed to find some random woman to talk shit about them.

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ELI MANNING MET THE PRESIDENT

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Anyone who reads this site regularly knows that I despise writing recaps of the previous night's sporting contests.

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MOMMY, WOW, I’M BECOMING A MAN NOW!

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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY MARRIED.

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ELI MANNING GOT HITCHED

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Photo by Philip Rivers" title="Photo by Philip Rivers" class="alignright size-full wp-image-41" />As reported here .

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ELI MANNING IS GETTING MARRIED

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New York Giants QB and famous younger brother Eli Manning is getting married to college sweetheart Abby McGrew in Mexico this weekend.

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ELI MANNING 2(X)IST IN UNDERWEAR ADS?

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Tom Brady has been rumored to be a prospective model for Calvin Klein underwear since November, and now it appears that competitor 2(x)ist -- which is similar to CK underwear, but gayer -- has a rumored prospective NFL QB model as well.

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ELI MANNING IS COMING TO ‘AMERICAN IDOL’

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I'm one of those really busy, important intellectuals like you see on hour-long TV dramas, so of course I don't have the time or the inclination to watch trite mind-numbing horseshit like American Idol.

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SARAH JESSICA WANNABES LOVE TOM BRADY

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As well as praising my varied scholarly interests, the witty and urbane Monday Morning Punter shared a story yesterday about how women viewers of Good Morning America prefer Eli Manning to Tom Brady.

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WOMEN FIND ELI FRIENDLIER, MORE DATABLE

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I can always count on Kevin DeBruin for two things: fresh, homemade bagels with strawberry-flavored cream cheese and digital copies of all of his Japanese subway rape porn.

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I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE MY PARENTS

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With a month of solid, confident play getting the youngest Manning brother to the Super Bowl just one year after big brother Peyton, Eli Manning is now a media darling of sorts, and two pieces from NYC newspapers are particularly embarrassing.

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THE MANNING BROTHERS HAVE A NEW SPORT

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Let's just say, hypothetically, that you're a famous multi-millionaire pro athlete.

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ELI MANNING IS GOING TO BE GREAT. REALLY.

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You know, a lot of people don't like Eli Manning just because he whined his way out of the most beautiful city in America and was wildly overrated because other people in his family also play quarterback.

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ELI MANNING POPPED THE QUESTION

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The blonde on the left there is Abby McGrew, Eli Manning's college girlfriend who recently consented to a lifetime of wedded bliss with the youngest, least competent Manning brother.

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PAPELBON AND ELI WENT DUCK HUNTING

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I always think of Jonathan Papelbon as some XBox-playing child, so it's weird to think of him  operating a firearm and going hunting.

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ELIAOKE: A LOOK BACK ON HALCYON DAYS

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Thanks to all you sexy readers who contributed your thoughts on the Eli Manning Christmas Eve karaoke saga.

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ELI MANNING TOTALLY SINGS BONNIE TYLER

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Once a upon a time there was light in my life.


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