#Brooklyn Nine Nine

Eva Longoria Is Joining ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ As A Love Interest To Andy Samberg

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I guess you can't say ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s' Jake Peralta doesn't have a type.

THE COOLER

7.19 The Cooler

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Kameron Dash Sofia Vergara, Kim Kardashian & Eva Longoria Top Highest Paid TV Actress List [Yahoo] Watch Nas on 'The Colbert Report' [Broken Cool] Nelly Discusses Cocaine Rumors, Relationship With Ashanti [92Q Jams] Penn State, Paterno & How The Truth Shall Set You Freeh [...].

#ARCHER

3.27 The Cooler

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Melyssa Ford 5 Things Tim Tebow And Jeremy Lin Can Do In NY [The Urban Daily] Jimmy Kimmel Will Host This Year’s Emmys [Vulture] Bobby Womack Diagnosed With Colon Cancer [FACT] 10 Famous Artists’ Fascinating Alter-Egos [Flavorwire] Eva Longoria Joins ABC Pilot ‘Devious Maids’ [Deadline] How [...].

#NETFLIX

9.29 The Cooler

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Lourdes Finally, Eva Longoria On A Stripper Pole [Warming Glow] Polanski Makes Public Apology To Rape Victim [NYDN] "Watch The Throne" in America’s Schools [500 Days Asunder] Detroit Cops Probe Mobile "Booty Lounge" [Detroit Free Press] Five Reasons Why The Netflix Split Is a Great [...].

EVA LONGORIA

Finally, Eva Longoria on a Stripper Pole

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"Desperate Housewives" is America's leading show at taking sexy concepts and getting important details wrong, from <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/03/desperate-housewives-almost-too-sexy">lesbian kissing between old ladies</a> to the Dana Delany <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/03/julie-benz-is-a-really-good-actress">lesbian dream sequence</a> about Julie Benz's ex-stripper character.

TERI HATCHER

You Have Got to Be Kidding.

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The four stars of "Desperate Housewives" -- Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, and Eva Longoria -- are close to finalizing a deal that will pay them each more than $300,000 an episode to continue the ABC dramedy for an eighth season, with a network option for a ninth season that would raise their pay even higher.

VANILLA ICE

4.4 The Cooler

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Michelle Wright Police Stop Allen Iverson & Take Away His Lambo [The Urban Daily] 140 Characters Of Ego: March Edition [Uproxx] Scene Breakdown: Cobra [Film Drunk] Third Grader Who Was Arrested By Police Suing NYPD [Gothamist] Yankee Uses Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ For AB Music, Hits [...].

SOFIA VERGARA

Jimmy Kimmel’s Post-Oscars ‘Workout Video’

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Since ABC televised the Oscars last night, Jimmy Kimmel managed to get a handful of big-time guests for his show following that telecast.

TONY PARKER

Is Divorce Good For Tony Parker?

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<a href="Tony Parker,Eva Longoria,"> <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/sports-news/jlbarrow/is-divorce-good-for-tony-parker/">The Urban Daily</a>: In his first game since filing for divorce from Eva Longoria, San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker scored 21 points and dished out seven assists to defeat the Chicago Bulls.

#AMAZON

11.18 The Cooler

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Kitti Kouture Beyoncé’s Commercial Banned From Daytime TV In The UK [The Urban Daily] Eva Longoria Taking Her Talents To Divorce Court [With Leather] Five Reasons Why The Beatles' Arrival On iTunes Still Matters [Billboard] Sheek Louch Is An Ape On Album Cover [The [...].

TONY PARKER

Eva Longoria Taking Her Talents To Divorce Court

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Despite a report from TMZ that San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker was divorcing television actress Eva Longoria, it's actually Longoria that has filed to end her marriage of over 3 years to the NBA star.

USA BASKETBALL

Eva Longoria Is Distracting

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Eva Longoria was with her boo, Tony Parker, at an exhibition game between USA and France at Madison Square Garden this weekend.

THE COOLER

7.28 The Cooler

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Helloooo, Rose Marie Calloway 10 Disturbingly Entertaining Jerry Springer Fights [HMJ] Kid CuDi Lands Television Deal [Singersroom] The Night Amy Winehouse Almost Died In My Arms Of A Drug Overdose [Daily Mail] How It Feels To Be Sued For $4.5m [Guardian] Where You Make Music [...].

THE ONION

7.18 The Cooler

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Cami Jo's Fine Behind For Your Saturday Another Reason You Shouldn’t Try MMA [Don Chavez] Beer and Boobs with Eva Longoria [Epic Carnival] Tameka Foster Sends Threats of Violence To Blogger? [Sandra Rose] 7 Blunders of the Gaming World: Stupid Rap Video-Games [Street Level] The [...].

TV GUIDE

TV GUIDE IS GD INSANE

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In what can only be an elaborate prank, TV Guide has<a href="http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/jakle06/2009/03/mrs-tony-parker-nabs-sexiest-t.html" target="_blank"> named Eva Longoria-Parker television's sexiest female star</a>, and will put her on the cover next week of the March 26 issue.

TERI HATCHER

‘DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES’ ALMOST *TOO* SEXY

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As <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/02/old-chicks-kissing-to-stay-employe/" target="_self">previously reported</a>, "Desperate Housewives" planned to Durst the shark with lesbian kisses between its aging stars, and on Sunday night the big gay smooches finally happened.

TERI HATCHER

OLD CHICKS KISSING TO STAY EMPLOYED

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  "Desperate Housewives" is the latest show to jump up and down and wave its arms to get your attention, as it has employed the classic last gasp to avoid cancellation: the lesbian kiss.

WEEKEND PREVIEW

WEEKEND PREVIEW

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Opening This Weekend<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/ul/423-albaview.jpg"><a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=685">The Eye</a> - I don't like Jessica Alba because when she was on Punk'd she acted all put out because a naked guy was in the store with her.

TRAILER

EVA LONGORIA ANNOYING EVEN IN DEATH

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<a href="http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3883&Itemid=99" target="_blank">IESB</a> has this latest trailer for Over Her Dead Body starring Paul Rudd, Eva Logonorrhea Parker, and Lake Bell.

NBA

ANTICHRIST NOT DUE ANYTIME SOON

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For the first time in a long while, Hollywood writers and producers are actually doing something good.


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