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Week In Review: Television Will Never Be The Same Again

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As a child I was taught never to laugh at anyone's misfortunes, but then 20 years later YouTube came along blew that whole idea to smithereens.

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Whee! Glenn Beck Canned by Fox News!

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It's a great year for people who don't want their political opinions from jackasses flailing around in hysterics: first <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/01/oh-yeah-msnbc-fired-keith-olbermann" target="_self">Keith Olbermann got fired from MSNBC</a>, and now Fox News has just announced that Glenn Beck's show will leave the air later this year.

TURN OFF THE DARK

Glenn Beck loved the Spider-Man musical

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So yesterday, in honor of MLK's birthday, I was sitting in my living room listening to Glenn Beck, plotting revenge against the blacks (I kid, I kid, I heard it on NPR when they were playing it down at the Chai Co-Op), when Beck took up the topic of the Spider-Man musical.

THE COOLER

8.12 The Cooler

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NFL OFFSEASON

Glenn Beck Doesn’t Watch Football

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Recently, some celebrities were named to a list called "The Blackest White Folks We Know," put together by <a href="http://www.theroot.com/multimedia/blackest-white-folks-we-know">TheRoot.com</a>.

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GUUUH. THE GLENN BECK-JAMES CAMERON “FEUD.”

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I would like nothing more than for the world to stop paying attention to this mealy, fuzz-headed queef, but every other story this morning is just as boring, so here we go: James Cameron <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3id51767e5e16b09797270e439dedbbcd6" target="_blank">called Glenn Beck an A-hole</a> at a junket a few days ago, as, obviously, they have differing views on global warming.

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JON STEWART AS GLENN BECK: YIKES

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I don't watch cable news because I don't appreciate the absurdly high yelling-to-actual-violence ratio (if you talking heads are gonna shout each other down, at least finish the argument with a knife).

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O-L-I-G-A-R-C-H-Y, YOU FRIGGIN JACKASS

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I'd be more than happy to take every person who hosts a politicized talk show on a cable network, tie them to an anchor covered in razor blades, and drop them in the Pacific over the Mariana Trench.

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GLENN BECK PLAYS WITH BARBIES

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Glenn Beck was on Bill O'Reilly's show last night, and he broke out the rarefied Glenn Beckian levels of crazy, using Barbies and a dollhouse to demonstrate how the government is messing up the investigation of ACORN.

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STEPHEN COLBERT KILLS GLENN BECK

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Sadly, that headline is figurative, not literal.


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