ACTORS IN PRISON

Ja Rule pitched Geoffrey Zakarian a microwave cookbook of prison recipes

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Ja Rule, who recently starred in <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/10/god-executive-producer-in-im-in-love-with-church-girl-credits" target="_blank">I'm In Love With a Church Girl</a>, which I will be posting a review of this afternoon, made an unexpected appearance on Geoffrey Zakarian's Sirius show "Food Talk" yesterday.

FOOD NETWORK

Food Network Gave Guy Fieri A New Game Show Set In The ‘Flavortown Supermarket’

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PRO: This show actually sounds pretty good. CON: The thing about Guy Fieri.

BEN'S CANCER CORNER

Frotcast 171: Fantastic Fest, The Name Draft with Matt Lieb

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/frotcast_171.mp3" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here </a>(right-click, "save as.

BACKDOOR TEEN MOM

Comments of the Week: Florida’s Finest

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It's a trashy edition of CotW, which is appropriate because the winner gets a dead hawk.

DINERS DRIVE-INS AND DIVES

The Cast Of ‘Grown Ups 2′ Joined Guy Fieri On ‘Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives’ Last Night

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Last night, Adam Sandler and the cast of "Grown Ups 2" appeared with Guy Fieri on "Diners, Drive-ins & Dives." This is not satire.

adam sandler

“Guy Fieri’s Grown Ups Chili” is a thing that exists

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(here's <a href="http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Guy-Fieris-Grown-ups-2chili.jpg" target="_blank">the bigger version</a>) I don't know about you guys, but just reading the phrase "Guy Fieri's Grown Ups Chili" caused my tips to spontaneously frost themselves and my cat grew a goatee.

Diners

Guy Fieri’s New Book Appears To Be Every Bit The Literary Abortion You Thought It Would Be

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Here's an actual sentence from Guy Fieri's new book: “It was a lightning bolt of an idea in Flavortown that pranked the un-prankable mayor, Guy Fieri.” It's all downhill from there.

HIPSTERS

Watch Brooklynites Freak Over Guy Fieri Opening A ‘Factory Farm To Table’ Restaurant In Williamsburg

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Watch Brooklynites react when told Guy Fieri will serve "cheddar-stuffed foie gras. It's a duck that's been force-fed nacho cheese for two months."

We Finally Have The Full Story Of Max Wade, The Teenager Who Stole Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini

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Two years after the "Mission Impossible"-style theft, we finally have a feature-length profile of the California teenager who stole Guy Fieri's Lamborghini.

BRIAN MYTKO

Guy Fieri Didn’t Register The Obvious Web Address For His NYC Restaurant, So The Internet Did It For Him

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Guy Fieri didn't register the most obvious URL for Guy's American Kitchen and Bar, so programmer Bryan Mytko registered it and posted a hilarious menu.

BRING BACK MATT

REPORT: Guy Fieri ‘Threw A Fit’ After Being Denied Entry To The VIP Area At Maxim’s Super Bowl Party

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Ufford and I were in the same room as Guy Fieri on Saturday night and didn't know it. Oh what could have been.

flavortown

Will Guy Fieri Use Boxes Or Bags To Destroy Wine As We Know It?

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Guy Fieri, whose best friends are named Gorilla, Kleetus, and Dirty P, recently bought a pinot noir vineyard in Sonoma County, California. God help us all.

culinary abominations

The Reviews Are In And Guy Fieri’s S’mores Pizza Is Predictably Terrible

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In his ongoing effort to terrorize America's tastebuds, Guy Fieri is distributing new food abominations like S'mores pizza across the land.

WEEKEND UPDATE

Here's The Quite Funny Bobby Moynihan/Guy Fieri SNL Skit You Didn't See On Saturday Night

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The Guy Fieri skit SNL didn't air Saturday Night is arguably funnier any of the ones that actually aired.

#CONAN

Guy Fieri Eating in Reverse

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They had enough trouble with his American Kitchen & Bar, so god only knows what the New York Times will make of this.

Summer Glau

Guy Fieri Responded To That NY Times Review On ‘Today’ (And The Morning Links)

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The celebrity chef discusses his scathing New York Times review with Savannah Guthrie on "Today," and the rest of the Morning Links.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Hey, New York Times, We Were Hating On Guy Fieri Before It Was Cool

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A brief history of Guy Fieri hating, which has remixed its climax with the New York Times' scathing review of his Times Square restaurant.

FOOD NETWORK

Guy Fieri’s Restaurants Are Coming To A College Near You

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Noted douchebag chef Guy Fieri will be opening a chain of eateries on college campuses around the country. HE'S TRYING INDOCTRINATE OUR YOUTH!

Guy Fieri Had The Best Burn At Anthony Bourdain’s Roast

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It can't be good for humanity when Guy Fieri is the funniest man in a crowded room.




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