Coffee Maker Cooking Is A Thing Now According To The Internet

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From the makers of dishwasher cooking comes coffee maker cooking. The newest kitchen craze sweeping the nation.

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The Hollyweird Legal Roundup 5: Max Wade and the stalled Danny Trejo Vehicle

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FilmDrunk's Hollywood legal correspondent offers his legalistic breakdown of the week in entertainment lawsuits, include the Guy Fieri-related attempted murder trial of Max Wade, and the Danny Trejo movie that may never be.

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This Courtroom Sketch Artist’s Depiction Of Guy Fieri Is Impossibly Wonderful

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Those eyes. That hair. Guy Fieri looks like a man who may have just kicked his crying hairdresser out of an SUV.


Frotcast 176: The Guy Fieri Court Report, Matt Lieb’s sexual experiences

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It's a long podcast this week, but if you don't make it to the end, I'll just spoil it for you: Matt Lieb tells us about a girl who choked him out and spit in his face. Before that, I dish the Donkey Sauce on Guy Fieri's court appearance, and we discuss Bad Grandpa, Blackfish, Seduced and Abandoned, and Cloud Atlas. Listeners write to ask questions and tell us about their worst breakups (keep 'em coming! more lady questions!). Brendan revisits his impression of God, the movie producer who loves Yoohoo.


A California Teenager Has Been Found Guilty Of Stealing Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini

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California teenager Max Wade was found guilty yesterday on a number of counts, ranging from attempted murder to stealing Guy Fieri's Lamborghini.


6 Things I Learned While Watching Guy Fieri Testify at an Attempted Murder Trial

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Yesterday, I traveled up to Marin County to watch Guy Fieri testify in the trial of Max Wade, the high school kid who stole Guy Fieri's yellow Lamborghini in March 2011 (when Wade was 16) and later allegedly shot at some people in 2012. I made this decision in the hopes that years from now, I'll be able to tell my grandkids that I watched the Mayor of Flavortown testify in an attempted murder trial. Now that I've checked that off the bucket list, I'm back to tell you all about it.


Jury Finds Fieri Lambo Thief Max Wade Guilty of Attempted Murder (UPDATE)

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Max Wade, the Tiburon teen who stole Guy Fieri's yellow "GUYTORO" Lamborghini, was found guilty of one count of attempted murder by a Marin County jury today.


More than just Guy Fieri’s stolen Lamborghini: The Max Wade Trial

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The full account of closing arguments in the trial of Max Wade, the rich kid who stole Guy Fieri's Lamborghini when he was 16 years old, and later was allegedly involved in an attempted murder.

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Watch Guy Fieri Kick His Crying Hairdresser Out Of An SUV: ‘It Was Just Dudes Being Dudes’

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Guy Fieri and his hairdresser got into a fight that ended in the hairdresser being kicked out of the ride and left on the side of the road. Happens all the time.

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Guy Fieri Won A Prestigious Burger-Cooking Competition With His 22-Ingredient Mac-N-Cheese Burger

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In what can only be viewed as a sign of the coming apocalypse, Guy Fieri beat out a number of actual renowned chefs in a burger cooking competition.


Ja Rule pitched Geoffrey Zakarian a microwave cookbook of prison recipes

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Ja Rule, who recently starred in I'm In Love With a Church Girl, which I will be posting a review of this afternoon, made an unexpected appearance on Geoffrey Zakarian's Sirius show "Food Talk" yesterday.

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Food Network Gave Guy Fieri A New Game Show Set In The ‘Flavortown Supermarket’

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PRO: This show actually sounds pretty good. CON: The thing about Guy Fieri.


Comments of the Week: Florida’s Finest

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It's a trashy edition of CotW, which is appropriate because the winner gets a dead hawk.

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The Cast Of ‘Grown Ups 2′ Joined Guy Fieri On ‘Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives’ Last Night

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Last night, Adam Sandler and the cast of "Grown Ups 2" appeared with Guy Fieri on "Diners, Drive-ins & Dives." This is not satire.


“Guy Fieri’s Grown Ups Chili” is a thing that exists

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(here's the bigger version) I don't know about you guys, but just reading the phrase "Guy Fieri's Grown Ups Chili" caused my tips to spontaneously frost themselves and my cat grew a goatee.

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Guy Fieri’s New Book Appears To Be Every Bit The Literary Abortion You Thought It Would Be

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Here's an actual sentence from Guy Fieri's new book: “It was a lightning bolt of an idea in Flavortown that pranked the un-prankable mayor, Guy Fieri.” It's all downhill from there.


Watch Brooklynites Freak Over Guy Fieri Opening A ‘Factory Farm To Table’ Restaurant In Williamsburg

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Watch Brooklynites react when told Guy Fieri will serve "cheddar-stuffed foie gras. It's a duck that's been force-fed nacho cheese for two months."


We Finally Have The Full Story Of Max Wade, The Teenager Who Stole Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini

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Two years after the "Mission Impossible"-style theft, we finally have a feature-length profile of the California teenager who stole Guy Fieri's Lamborghini.


Guy Fieri Didn’t Register The Obvious Web Address For His NYC Restaurant, So The Internet Did It For Him

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Guy Fieri didn't register the most obvious URL for Guy's American Kitchen and Bar, so programmer Bryan Mytko registered it and posted a hilarious menu.

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