The Ascension Is An Illuminati Plot To Piss Off Road Warrior Animal And Every Old Wrestler

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The Ascension is pissing off two major groups of people: old wrestlers and crackpot conspiracy theorists.


Music’s 8 Newest Illuminati Inductees

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This year's inductees to the secret society.


The ‘Girl Meets World’ Theme Song Is A Good Excuse To Check In With ‘Boy Meets World’ Conspiracy Theorists

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Hey, let's see what the "Boy Meets World" Illuminati conspiracy theorists have been up t-... aaaand they're bringing up 9/11.


Frotcast 182: Matt Lieb, and Tila Tequila’s Anti-Semitic Meltdown

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Pictured: The latest from Tila Tequila's website, featuring a picture banned by Facebook, which she now calls "jewbook." Yep, this is not going to end well.

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Today Is Jay Z’s 44th Birthday And He’s Going Vegan, So Let’s Remember His 1st Blistering Times Review

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Jay Z is 44 today and he and Beyonce are going vegan until Christmas. Surely, there's some Illuminati sh*t going on here.


Let’s Check In With The People Who Think ‘Boy Meets World’ Was Illuminati Propaganda, Shall We?

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A quick update on the nutty Tumblr dedicated to "exposing"the Illuminati, Freemason, and Occult Symbolism from 'Boy Meets World' and 'Girl Meets World.'"


Donald Glover Made A Weird Trailer For Something That Features Topanga From ‘Boy Meets World’

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Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, made a super weird and vague trailer for a project called "clapping for all the wrong reasons."


This Tumblr Post About 'Boy Meets World' And The Illuminati Is The Strangest Thing You Will Ever Read

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This post about the Illuminati messages in Topanga's Doughnut Dance from "Boy Meets World" is the craziest thing you will ever read.

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Music’s 10 Newest Illuminati Inductees

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For musicians, success constitutes a key component of why they began making music in the first place.


N.O.R.E. Believes In The Illuminati, Just Not That Rap Version

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The Urban Daily: "In our interview with rapper Noreaga, we asked him candidly if he believed in The Illuminati, given his past relations with rumored members Damon Dash and Jay-Z.


Trying To Make Sense Of The Most Insane Conspiracy Theories About Hollywood, TV And The Illuminati

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Exploring the myth of the Illuminati and the insane theories proffered by nutter conspiracy theorists.

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Aspiring Rapper Tried To Sacrifice His Friend To Join The Illuminati

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A trial date of June 26 has been set for a man who prosecutors say attempted to sacrifice his friend last year, in hopes of joining the Illuminati, an act he believed would've launched his rap career.


Holy Crap Tila Tequila Has Gone Insane

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I would have expected better from the woman who gave us "Stripper Friends."

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A Pennsylvania Woman Filed A Delightful Lawsuit Alleging That Nancy Grace Is An ‘Illuminati Actor’

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A Pennsylvania woman has filed a lawsuit alleging that Nancy Grace and Casey Anthony are "Illuminati actors" who are "working in cahoots."


Charles Hamilton Baits The Internet

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Charles Hamilton may appear anything less than lucid, but do not be fooled, fellow rap fans.


The Crackpot’s Guide To How Every TV Show Ever Has Been Infiltrated By The Illuminati

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Are you crazy? Then you'll love our guide to how every TV show ever, including "Mad Men," has been infiltrated by the Illuminati


Kanye West, Nicki Minaj Set To Appear On “The Cleveland Show”

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Fall marks the return of Seth MacFarlane sitcom comedy, as The Cleveland Show, Family Guy and American Dad all launch their respective seasons on FOX.

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