Ranking the 10 Most Profoundly Stupid Characters Currently on Television

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The "Ditz" or "Idiot" or "Moron" has always been a staple of television sitcoms, but it seems like they're growing increasingly dumb in recent years.


TV GIFs of the Week

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After being away for a few weeks for various seasonal celebrations (thanks, Jesus and/or Maccabees) and other holidays (thanks, having dreams), the GIF of the Week feature is back.


What’s On Tonight: More Like Jersey Bore

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Jersey Shore (MTV) – Please, don’t even watch this ironically.


7 New and Returning January Shows You Should Seek Out and 7 You Should Avoid

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After three weeks of interminable re-runs, Christmas specials, and dead air, the winter television season often has a way of sneaking up on us.

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Just The Thing That Boxing Needed: Snooki

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If the heads of the World Boxing Council, Federation and Association were looking for something that could recapture the public’s fascination and fanfare of their corrupt sport, I’m not sure this latest bit of boxing news is going to do the trick.


Tim Tebow: America’s Neighbor

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He's won the Heisman Trophy, two BCS National Championships and had his pants sell for $5,000 on eBay, but now Denver Broncos sorta-quarterback Tim Tebow is winning the awards that really matter.


JWOWW’s Bikini? J-WOW.

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I probably should be writing about Stephen Colbert’s fantastic guest editorial in the South Carolina newspaper The State, but it’s the day before Christmas Eve/fourth night of Hanukkah/Eddie Vedder's birthday, and I don’t want to think about anything that matters.

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Frustrated iPhone-Licking Bullfrog Takes Anger Out on Thumb

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Look, I was about to write about the fact that the voice of super-hot old lady Helen Mirren is appearing in an episode "Glee" when it returns in January (as the inner voice of one of the characters), but then realized no one really cared.


The Three Stooges Looks Terrible, But Holy Sh*t Kate Upton As A Nun

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I don't think I could sit through 90 minutes of The Farrelly Brothers' The Three Stooges update, but thankfully the minute-46 version highlights what I'm sure will be the very best part -- Sports Illustrated model and America's Best Girl Kate Upton's uncredited cameo as nun in a bikini.


Netflix Is Dead! Long Live Netflix! It’s Our Only Hope for the Future of Quality TV

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Netflix has had a terrible year: After changing their price structure, spinning-off their mail only service and then unspinning-back, the stock price dropped over 70 percent and the company became something of a laughing stock.

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Which Italian-Americans Should Be Eaten by ‘Jersey Shore Shark Attacks’ Next?

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OH, so I was talking to Tony "The Big Bologna" Carconi here and I sees on the Entertainment Weekly that.


Snooki Is Depressing

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Ahhhh, nothing makes me feel like intellectual pursuits are a complete waste quite like Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi speaking straight from the heart.


Surprise, ‘Jersey Shore’ Is Staged. Poorly.

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This video from Sean Klitzner would be a pretty cool breakdown of "Jersey Shore's" idiotic fakery if he didn't waste so much of my precious Internet time.

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Oh, No: Academics Analyze ‘Jersey Shore’

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I watch "Jersey Shore" for the drinking and fighting and terrible clothes and irresponsible sexual activity, but I've always felt that there was something MORE that I was missing, some kind of deeper meaning.


Just What Wrestling Needs: More Douchebags

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If you don't watch terrible television, you might not know that professional wrestling is obsessed with MTV's 'Jersey Shore'.

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