#MLB

Jose Canseco Is Finally Offering His Opinions Beyond 140 Characters

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Jose Canseco is currently a 48-year old independent league baseball player, which translates to a guy with a lot of time on his hands.

#TIGER WOODS

All The Haters Have A New Anthem

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It’s been a while since I’ve checked in on Houston rapper Riff Raff, and this is hardly breaking news, but every once in a while it’s fun to stare at a warehouse fire in complete awe.

#Twitter

Goodnight, Sweet Prince: Jose Canseco’s Twitter Has Vanished

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I'm hoping this is just some sort of mistake or Twitter glitch, but avant garde Twitter genius Jose Canseco's account vanished from the internet this afternoon, sending his legions of devoted followers into a panic over the potential loss of their hero -- a steroid freak who used Twitter to troll for booty like a real-life Kenny Powers.

#MLB

Jose Canseco On His Home Run Blooper Hat: “It Belongs In A Museum!”

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Following Jose Canseco’s Twitter antics has become a little boring as of late, because he exists somewhere in between outright lunatic and classic Internet troll, and his global warming prophecies of doom and desire to coach lottery winners on how to spend their money – I ain’t kidding, folks – had everything pointing toward the latter.

#arrested development

His Futsal In This Guy’s Face

The best part of this Futsal argument escalating into a Muay Thai knockout (besides me learning what the hell "Futsal" is) is easily the YouTube commenter explaining his motivations: This was in Russia , futsal 3rd division.

#COSPLAY

Diamondbacks Fan Catches Foul Ball, Maintains Pizza Integrity

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He asked Domino's if he could keep the ball, but they said "no".

#Twitter

Jose Canseco Killed Al Gore On Twitter Last Night

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If you follow former juiced baseball freak Jose Canseco on Twitter, you know that that his feed is a constant stream of incomprehensible madness that, more often than not, turns out being quite hilarious.

#MLB

Jose Canseco Not Only Wants To Play But He Also Declared Al Gore Dead

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Last we checked in with our favorite 47-year old Twitterbug, Jose Canseco, he was declaring his intentions to track down the diabolical fiends who were conspiring against his desire to play professional baseball in Mexico by making up bogus rumors that he tested positive for PEDs.

#MLB

Jose Canseco Has Been Banned For PEDs

Sorry, folks, but we did not travel back in time to get that headline.

#Twitter

Chyna Was Acting Strange At The AVN Awards

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I really need to update my Google News alert, because I’m upset that a story involving former WWE wrestler Chyna and the Adult Video News Awards didn’t end up in my inbox a little earlier.

#MLB

Jose Canseco’s Girlfriend Is Going Places

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As always, if you’re not following Jose Canseco on Twitter, you are missing out on treat after misspelled treat, including random emotional outbursts, sad claims that he could still produce at the Major League level, and requests for lawyers to help him get his chandeliers back.

#MLB

At Least He Won’t Need A Mouthguard

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If you've ever wanted to see two desperate-for-fame baseball players from the 1980s sadly destroying each other while an Octomom and possibly an also-ran Kardashian cheer them on, this is the story for you -- embattled former slugger and mouth-haver Lenny Dykstra has been named a replacement opponent for Jose Canseco's upcoming Foxy Celebrity Boxing match.

#COMMERCIALS

Morning Links: Do You Dare To Continue?

Links Reebok Broke, Reebok Broke: Company Agrees To Pay $25 Million In Toning Shoe Refunds - R.

OCTOMOM

Jose Canseco And Octomom Sitting In A Tree

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By all accounts, Jose Canseco is a delusional maniac, unfolding mentally in front of more than 400,000 followers on Twitter.

UMPIRES

Boring Canseco Ejections Have the Most Awesome Soundtracks

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The actual plot of this video, according to the YouTube description: Jose Canseco gets pissed at umpire, gets ejected from game, then brother Ozzie comes out and he gets ejected from the game, couldn't tell why, but sign language says it pretty well.

#JONAH HILL

Oakland Would Play Better If They Turned On Some Lights

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At long last, here is your full, high-definition theatrical trailer for Moneyball, the Aaron Sorkin adaptation of the book by Michael M.

THE DUGOUT

The Dugout: Goofus and Gallant

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David Eckstein is living the dream.

#MLB

Jose Canseco Is A Real Trickster

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Fans of celebrity boxing (Read: broke gamblers) were incredibly disappointed Saturday night when they realized that Jose Canseco wasn't himself when he showed up for his fight at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida.

#MLB

Ye Olde Baseball Death Threat Found

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A month before the Boston Red Sox won their second World Series title in franchise history, pitcher "Smoky" Joe Wood was the target of a devious assassination conspiracy that rocked professional baseball to its core.


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