Posts Tagged: jose canseco

boxing

Dykstra Vs. Canseco: Now More Like Pacquiao/Mayweather Than Ever

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Last week we shared with you the news that turd-mouthed ex-ballplayer<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/at-least-he-wont-need-a-mouthguard"> Lenny Dykstra would be taking the place of White House party crasher Tareq Salahi in an upcoming Celebrity Boxing match with Jose Canseco</a>.

Baseball

At Least He Won’t Need A Mouthguard

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If you've ever wanted to see two desperate-for-fame baseball players from the 1980s sadly destroying each other while an Octomom and possibly an also-ran Kardashian cheer them on, this is the story for you -- <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/lenny-dykstra">embattled former slugger and mouth-haver Lenny Dykstra</a> has been named a replacement opponent for Jose Canseco's upcoming Foxy Celebrity Boxing match.

CALVIN AND HOBBES

Morning Links: Do You Dare To Continue?

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Links Reebok Broke, Reebok Broke: Company Agrees To Pay $25 Million In Toning Shoe Refunds - R.

AMY FISHER

Jose Canseco And Octomom Sitting In A Tree

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By all accounts, Jose Canseco is a delusional maniac, unfolding mentally in front of more than 400,000 followers on <a href="http://twitter.com/josecanseco">Twitter</a>.

Baseball

Boring Canseco Ejections Have the Most Awesome Soundtracks

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The actual plot of this video, according to the YouTube description: Jose Canseco gets pissed at umpire, gets ejected from game, then brother Ozzie comes out and he gets ejected from the game, couldn't tell why, but sign language says it pretty well.

Baseball

Oakland Would Play Better If They Turned On Some Lights

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At long last, here is your full, high-definition theatrical trailer for Moneyball, the Aaron Sorkin adaptation of the book by Michael M.

Baseball

The Dugout: Goofus and Gallant

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David Eckstein is living the dream.

CELEBRITY BOXING

Jose Canseco Is A Real Trickster

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Fans of celebrity boxing (Read: broke gamblers) were incredibly disappointed Saturday night when they realized that Jose Canseco wasn't himself when he showed up for his fight at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida.

boston red sox

Ye Olde Baseball Death Threat Found

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A month before the Boston Red Sox won their second World Series title in franchise history, pitcher "Smoky" Joe Wood was the target of a devious assassination conspiracy that rocked professional baseball to its core.

GARY BUSEY

Jose Canseco Will Lose Another Job

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In between leading a crusade for truth in baseball and begging New York Mets GM Sandy Alderson to let him play first base, Jose Canseco apparently made a deal to be a contestant on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice.

MLB

Jose Canseco Put On A Hitting Display

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Last time we visited the awesomeness that is <a href="http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco">Jose Canseco’s Twitter</a>, he was desperate to retain legal services so he could get his chandeliers back from his landlord.

EASTBOUND & DOWN

Jose Canseco Wants To Be Recognized

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In between playing for the United Baseball League’s Laredo Broncos and practicing mixed martial arts, former steroid user and current Major League Baseball pariah Jose Canseco has a Twitter account.

I'M BROKE BRO

Jose Canseco Fights An Old Man

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As if the life of Jose Canseco wasn't pathetic enough already, the former steroid abuser and snitch has stepped into the boxing ring to fight, you guessed it, a guy in his 60's.

jose canseco

CANSECO TO MAKE MMA DEBUT

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<a href="http://mmajunkie.com/news/14733/sokoudjou-bob-sapp-and-jose-canseco-set-for-dream-9-tourney.mma">MMA Junkie</a> has the poop on DREAM.


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