Jose Canseco On His Home Run Blooper Hat: “It Belongs In A Museum!”

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Following Jose Canseco’s Twitter antics has become a little boring as of late, because he exists somewhere in between outright lunatic and classic Internet troll, and his global warming prophecies of doom and desire to coach lottery winners on how to spend their money – I ain’t kidding, folks – had everything pointing toward the latter.

#arrested development

His Futsal In This Guy’s Face


The best part of this Futsal argument escalating into a Muay Thai knockout (besides me learning what the hell "Futsal" is) is easily the YouTube commenter explaining his motivations: This was in Russia , futsal 3rd division.


Diamondbacks Fan Catches Foul Ball, Maintains Pizza Integrity

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He asked Domino's if he could keep the ball, but they said "no".


Jose Canseco Killed Al Gore On Twitter Last Night

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If you follow former juiced baseball freak Jose Canseco on Twitter, you know that that his feed is a constant stream of incomprehensible madness that, more often than not, turns out being quite hilarious.


Jose Canseco Not Only Wants To Play But He Also Declared Al Gore Dead

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Last we checked in with our favorite 47-year old Twitterbug, Jose Canseco, he was declaring his intentions to track down the diabolical fiends who were conspiring against his desire to play professional baseball in Mexico by making up bogus rumors that he tested positive for PEDs.


Jose Canseco Has Been Banned For PEDs


Sorry, folks, but we did not travel back in time to get that headline.


Chyna Was Acting Strange At The AVN Awards

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I really need to update my Google News alert, because I’m upset that a story involving former WWE wrestler Chyna and the Adult Video News Awards didn’t end up in my inbox a little earlier.


Jose Canseco’s Girlfriend Is Going Places

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As always, if you’re not following Jose Canseco on Twitter, you are missing out on treat after misspelled treat, including random emotional outbursts, sad claims that he could still produce at the Major League level, and requests for lawyers to help him get his chandeliers back.


At Least He Won’t Need A Mouthguard

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If you've ever wanted to see two desperate-for-fame baseball players from the 1980s sadly destroying each other while an Octomom and possibly an also-ran Kardashian cheer them on, this is the story for you -- embattled former slugger and mouth-haver Lenny Dykstra has been named a replacement opponent for Jose Canseco's upcoming Foxy Celebrity Boxing match.


Morning Links: Do You Dare To Continue?


Links Reebok Broke, Reebok Broke: Company Agrees To Pay $25 Million In Toning Shoe Refunds - R.


Jose Canseco And Octomom Sitting In A Tree

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By all accounts, Jose Canseco is a delusional maniac, unfolding mentally in front of more than 400,000 followers on Twitter.


Boring Canseco Ejections Have the Most Awesome Soundtracks

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The actual plot of this video, according to the YouTube description: Jose Canseco gets pissed at umpire, gets ejected from game, then brother Ozzie comes out and he gets ejected from the game, couldn't tell why, but sign language says it pretty well.


Oakland Would Play Better If They Turned On Some Lights

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At long last, here is your full, high-definition theatrical trailer for Moneyball, the Aaron Sorkin adaptation of the book by Michael M.


The Dugout: Goofus and Gallant

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David Eckstein is living the dream.


Jose Canseco Is A Real Trickster

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Fans of celebrity boxing (Read: broke gamblers) were incredibly disappointed Saturday night when they realized that Jose Canseco wasn't himself when he showed up for his fight at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida.


Ye Olde Baseball Death Threat Found

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A month before the Boston Red Sox won their second World Series title in franchise history, pitcher "Smoky" Joe Wood was the target of a devious assassination conspiracy that rocked professional baseball to its core.


Jose Canseco Will Lose Another Job

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In between leading a crusade for truth in baseball and begging New York Mets GM Sandy Alderson to let him play first base, Jose Canseco apparently made a deal to be a contestant on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice.


Jose Canseco Put On A Hitting Display

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Last time we visited the awesomeness that is Jose Canseco’s Twitter, he was desperate to retain legal services so he could get his chandeliers back from his landlord.


10.7 The Cooler

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