#Twitter

Jose Canseco Has Been Banned For PEDs

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Sorry, folks, but we did not travel back in time to get that headline.

#Twitter

Chyna Was Acting Strange At The AVN Awards

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I really need to update my Google News alert, because I’m upset that a story involving former WWE wrestler Chyna and the Adult Video News Awards didn’t end up in my inbox a little earlier.

#Twitter

Jose Canseco’s Girlfriend Is Going Places

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As always, if you’re not following <a href=" https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco">Jose Canseco on Twitter</a>, you are missing out on treat after misspelled treat, including random emotional outbursts, sad claims that he could still produce at the Major League level, and requests for lawyers to help him get his chandeliers back.

WASHED UP FORMER STARS

Dykstra Vs. Canseco: Now More Like Pacquiao/Mayweather Than Ever

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Last week we shared with you the news that turd-mouthed ex-ballplayer<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/at-least-he-wont-need-a-mouthguard"> Lenny Dykstra would be taking the place of White House party crasher Tareq Salahi in an upcoming Celebrity Boxing match with Jose Canseco</a>.

TILA TEQUILA

At Least He Won’t Need A Mouthguard

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If you've ever wanted to see two desperate-for-fame baseball players from the 1980s sadly destroying each other while an Octomom and possibly an also-ran Kardashian cheer them on, this is the story for you -- <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/lenny-dykstra">embattled former slugger and mouth-haver Lenny Dykstra</a> has been named a replacement opponent for Jose Canseco's upcoming Foxy Celebrity Boxing match.

#COMMERCIALS

Morning Links: Do You Dare To Continue?

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Links Reebok Broke, Reebok Broke: Company Agrees To Pay $25 Million In Toning Shoe Refunds - R.

OCTOMOM

Jose Canseco And Octomom Sitting In A Tree

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By all accounts, Jose Canseco is a delusional maniac, unfolding mentally in front of more than 400,000 followers on <a href="http://twitter.com/josecanseco">Twitter</a>.

UMPIRES

Boring Canseco Ejections Have the Most Awesome Soundtracks

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The actual plot of this video, according to the YouTube description: Jose Canseco gets pissed at umpire, gets ejected from game, then brother Ozzie comes out and he gets ejected from the game, couldn't tell why, but sign language says it pretty well.

#JONAH HILL

Oakland Would Play Better If They Turned On Some Lights

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At long last, here is your full, high-definition theatrical trailer for Moneyball, the Aaron Sorkin adaptation of the book by Michael M.

THE DUGOUT

The Dugout: Goofus and Gallant

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David Eckstein is living the dream.

#Twitter

Jose Canseco Is A Real Trickster

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Fans of celebrity boxing (Read: broke gamblers) were incredibly disappointed Saturday night when they realized that Jose Canseco wasn't himself when he showed up for his fight at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida.

MLB

Ye Olde Baseball Death Threat Found

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A month before the Boston Red Sox won their second World Series title in franchise history, pitcher "Smoky" Joe Wood was the target of a devious assassination conspiracy that rocked professional baseball to its core.

NBC

Jose Canseco Will Lose Another Job

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In between leading a crusade for truth in baseball and begging New York Mets GM Sandy Alderson to let him play first base, Jose Canseco apparently made a deal to be a contestant on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice.

WASHED UP FORMER STARS

Jose Canseco Put On A Hitting Display

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Last time we visited the awesomeness that is <a href="http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco">Jose Canseco’s Twitter</a>, he was desperate to retain legal services so he could get his chandeliers back from his landlord.

Yung Berg

10.7 The Cooler

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Sarah Shea The 25 Sexiest Women Of Rock [GQ] A History Of Ringtone Rap One Hit Wonders [Complex] Seven Items To Leave Behind When You Move [Uproxx] The 9 Most Sexual Cereal Names [TUD] Jose Canseco’s 30 Most Desperate and Depressing Tweets [BroBible] Attention: Diplo Likes [...].

#EASTBOUND & DOWN

Jose Canseco Wants To Be Recognized

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In between playing for the United Baseball League’s Laredo Broncos and practicing mixed martial arts, former steroid user and current Major League Baseball pariah Jose Canseco has a Twitter account.

OLD MAN FIGHTS

Jose Canseco Fights An Old Man

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As if the life of Jose Canseco wasn't pathetic enough already, the former steroid abuser and snitch has stepped into the boxing ring to fight, you guessed it, a guy in his 60's.

VIDEOS

Video: Jose Canseco’s MMA Debut

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Make no mistake about it: Jose Canseco got into MMA fighting for the cash.

THE COOLER

5.9 The Cooler

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Thalia Marie Would Like To Read You a Book For Sexy Saturday How Does That Active MLB Home Run List Look? [The Big Lead] Maino Visits A Nursing Facility [RR] Police, 50 Cent See House Fire Probe Differently [Yahoo] Tavis Smiley On Holding Obama [...].

MMA

CANSECO TO MAKE MMA DEBUT

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<a href="http://mmajunkie.com/news/14733/sokoudjou-bob-sapp-and-jose-canseco-set-for-dream-9-tourney.mma">MMA Junkie</a> has the poop on DREAM.


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