Who Should Rick Perry Channel On ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ Jerry Springer Or Tom DeLay?

Rick Perry Will Try To Dance Into Our Hearts On The Next Season Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’

The Final List Of Republicans For This Thursday’s GOP Debate Looks Trumptastic

Rick Perry’s Solution To The Lafayette Shooting: Let People Take Guns Into Theaters

Donald Trump Is Trolling Rick Perry On Instagram Now

Rick Perry Just Referred To The Charleston Shooting As An ‘Accident’

Rick Perry Was Asked If He Opposes Anal Sex ‘Because The Peeny Goes In Where The Poopy Comes Out’

Rick Perry Was All Smiles For His Booking And Then He Got Some Ice Cream

Watch Rick Perry Clarify His Views on Drunken Homosexuality

If You’re A Teen Girl, Rick Perry Will Come To Your House And Play ‘Guitar Hero’ With You

Abrasive, Politically-Charged Headline

Person From Texas Shockingly Hates New York City

Corgi Friday: This Dog’s Internal Monologue

Sh*t Bill Belichick Says Is Not An Unprecedented Situation (+ Links)

Stephen Colbert Polling At 5% In South Carolina Republican Presidential Primary Even Though He’s Not In The Race

Pro-Adultery Website Endorses Newt Gingrich For President

I Was Going To Put Up The Morning Links, Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee

Bad Lip Reading’s Interpretation Of Rick Perry’s Anti-Gay Ad