#PRO WRESTLING

The Rabid Wolverine: Hugh Jackman Called Out John Cena On SportsCenter

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Actor and wrestling fan Hugh Jackman wants a fight with John Cena, so he called him out on SportsCenter. Get ready for a FIGHT, JACK(man)!

SPORTSCENTER

Watch Herm Edwards React To Learning That Jameis Winston Stole Crab Legs

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ESPN analyst Herm Edwards was both surprised and amused that today's big Jameis Winston scandal involves stolen crab legs.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Jameis Winston Won The National Title (Again) During A Florida State Baseball Rain Delay

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FSU quarterback (and relief pitcher) Jameis Winston recreated his game-winning play from the BCS title game during a Florida State baseball rain delay.

TONY STEWART

Tony Stewart Thinks Danica Patrick Should Put A Checkered Flag In Richard Petty’s Butt

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While it wouldn't really settle much, Tony Stewart suggested that Danica Patrick beat Richard Petty in a race and 'cram a checkered flag up his butt.'

TOP 10

A Guy Edited In SportsCenter Top 10 Graphics Over His Nephew’s First Points And It Rules

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An uncle has achieved Best Uncle Ever status by editing in SportsCenter Top 10 graphics over his nephew's first basketball points.

SPORTSCENTER

Bubba Watson Is Sinking Putts On Airplanes So You’ll Put Him On SportsCenter

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Golfer Bubba Watson sunk a putt on an airplane in a desperate attempt to get onto the SportsCenter Top 10. Also, a guy fell through a golf shop roof.

#Twitter

Dana White And The UFC Are Taking Over SportsCenter's Twitter Tomorrow

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UFC President Dana White is live Tweeting UFC 168 from the SportsCenter Twitter account tomorrow night.

#UFC

Ronda Rousey Dropped The S-Bomb On SportsCenter, Got Threatened With Cuddles By Total Creep

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Ronda Rousey prepared for her UFC 168 showdown with Miesha Tate by accidentally cursing on SportsCenter, causing lots of awkward talk about cuddling.

#MLB

All Right, Yankees Fans… Time To Give Curtis Granderson Some Manufactured Hell

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ESPN Tweeted an image with a conveniently re-worded quote from Curtis Granderson that makes it seem like he's dumping on Yankees fans.

SPORTSCENTER

President Obama Wants To Host ‘SportsCenter’ When He Retires. And We Should Let Him.

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Now, let us all wait patiently for FOX News to take this story and spin it by saying Obamacare's website is failing because the President is too focused on the 11 p.m. edition of SportsCenter.

#WILL FERRELL

Will Ferrell Is Hosting SportsCenter Tomorrow In Character As Ron Burgundy

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Because there's still marketing to be done for 'Anchorman: The Legend Continues,' Will Ferrell will host tomorrow's 6 PM SportsCenter as Ron Burgundy.

#NFL

Read This Now: The New Yorker On How ESPN Trains Athletes for TV

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"The Worldwide Leader In Sports" pulls out all the stops to make former athletes coherent on-air personalities.

#COMMERCIALS

Part-Time Barista Kevin Love Amps Up The Sportscenter Crew

This pun-laden Sportscenter ad features the deadpan delivery of Timberwolves forward Kevin Love.

#Drake

Drake Went On ‘Sportscenter’ To Discuss His Bromance With Johnny Football And Debate Paul Finebaum

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Drake and Sportscenter were made for each other. Just a perfect marriage, theirs is.

#IMPACT WRESTLING

ESPN Talks To Tito Ortiz And Rampage Jackson, Has No Idea What They’re Up To

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ESPN SportsCenter talked to Bellator's Tito Ortiz and Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson and identified them as UFC Stars, because SportsCenter gotta SportsCent.

#FOOD

Forget Sabermetrics, SportsCenter Knows What Makes A Baseball Team Great

Here's the Worldwide Leader In Sports sharing the important/fun fact that the Atlanta Braves won 13 (eventually 14) games in a row after opening a Waffle House at Turner Field.

#COMMERCIALS

Rickie Fowler Had Some Fun With His Colorful Clothes In A New SportsCenter Ad

Say what you want about ESPN – that the Worldwide Leader has become the sports journalism equivalent of Fox News or MSNBC, the network holds a pathetic grudge against the NHL for not cowtowing and pretending that the coverage is bigger than the sport, it pays more money to sensationalist hacks like Skip Bayless and Stephen A.

#LeBron James

Stephen Curry Clowned LeBron James on Twitter Last Night During Game 3

So Stephen Curry was in charge of the SportsCenter Twitter feed last night during Game 3 of the NBA Finals.

SPORTSCENTER

Georgia Guttadauro Makes SportsCenter’s Top Plays, Is Adorable About It

With Jennie Finch gone, we don't spend a lot of time writing about women's softball.


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