#UFC

Ronda Rousey Dropped The S-Bomb On SportsCenter, Got Threatened With Cuddles By Total Creep

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Ronda Rousey prepared for her UFC 168 showdown with Miesha Tate by accidentally cursing on SportsCenter, causing lots of awkward talk about cuddling.

#MLB

All Right, Yankees Fans… Time To Give Curtis Granderson Some Manufactured Hell

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ESPN Tweeted an image with a conveniently re-worded quote from Curtis Granderson that makes it seem like he's dumping on Yankees fans.

SPORTSCENTER

President Obama Wants To Host ‘SportsCenter’ When He Retires. And We Should Let Him.

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Now, let us all wait patiently for FOX News to take this story and spin it by saying Obamacare's website is failing because the President is too focused on the 11 p.m. edition of SportsCenter.

#WILL FERRELL

Will Ferrell Is Hosting SportsCenter Tomorrow In Character As Ron Burgundy

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Because there's still marketing to be done for 'Anchorman: The Legend Continues,' Will Ferrell will host tomorrow's 6 PM SportsCenter as Ron Burgundy.

#NFL

Read This Now: The New Yorker On How ESPN Trains Athletes for TV

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"The Worldwide Leader In Sports" pulls out all the stops to make former athletes coherent on-air personalities.

#Drake

Drake Went On ‘Sportscenter’ To Discuss His Bromance With Johnny Football And Debate Paul Finebaum

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Drake and Sportscenter were made for each other. Just a perfect marriage, theirs is.

#IMPACT WRESTLING

ESPN Talks To Tito Ortiz And Rampage Jackson, Has No Idea What They’re Up To

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ESPN SportsCenter talked to Bellator's Tito Ortiz and Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson and identified them as UFC Stars, because SportsCenter gotta SportsCent.

#FOOD

Forget Sabermetrics, SportsCenter Knows What Makes A Baseball Team Great

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Here's the Worldwide Leader In Sports sharing the important/fun fact that the Atlanta Braves won 13 (eventually 14) games in a row after opening a Waffle House at Turner Field.

#COMMERCIALS

Rickie Fowler Had Some Fun With His Colorful Clothes In A New SportsCenter Ad

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Say what you want about ESPN – that the Worldwide Leader has become the sports journalism equivalent of Fox News or MSNBC, the network holds a pathetic grudge against the NHL for not cowtowing and pretending that the coverage is bigger than the sport, it pays more money to sensationalist hacks like Skip Bayless and Stephen A.

SPORTSCENTER

Georgia Guttadauro Makes SportsCenter’s Top Plays, Is Adorable About It

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With Jennie Finch gone, we don't spend a lot of time writing about women's softball.

#UFC

Chael Sonnen Is Still Not Taking This Fight Very Seriously

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Chael Sonnen is now three days away from his Light Heavyweight Championship match against Jon 'Bones' Jones at UFC 159.

STEVE CARELL

Steve Carell Delivered The Top Plays On SportsCenter

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Steve Carell and Jim Carrey are currently making their rounds to promote their upcoming comedy, The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, in which they play rival magicians vying for a premium Las Vegas gig.

TV

Anchorman's Brick Tamland Does SportsCenter's Top Plays

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Steve Carell attempts to channel Brick Tamland during SportsCenter's "Top Plays" segment.

TAKEN 2

Liam Neeson is honest on Sportscenter, and it’s beautiful

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Liam Neeson went on Sportscenter to promote Taken 2 yesterday (2aken.

#COMMERCIALS

This Is SportsCenter: Cam Newton Wins Again

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John Anderson is curious about Cam Newton's latest award in this brand new "This Is SportsCenter" commercial.

#COMMERCIALS

Slayer Sports News: Slayer Reacts To Slayer Being Mentioned On Sports

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As a human being attached to a sports blog, it is my contractual duty to report any and all Slayer-related sports news.

TV

The John Clayton “This is SportsCenter” Commercial Blooper Reel

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Here are some bloopers and outtakes from John Clayton's wildly successful <a href="http://clipnation.com/john-clayton-espn/">"This is SportsCenter" commercial</a>.


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