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Hey Guys, Madonna’s Just Like Us, Y’All

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In case you were trying to block it out of your mind, or if you have simply pretended that the Super Bowl hasn’t had a halftime show since 2004, Madonna is performing a 12-minute set at Super Bowl XLVI on Sunday.

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Let’s Hope Rob Gronkowski’s Ankle Injury Doesn’t Keep Him From Dunking

Like most people, I watch the Super Bowl for the slam dunks.

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We Finally Found Something Worse Than Yelling ‘Fire!’ In A Crowded Theater

Denver Broncos quarterback and evangelical beefcake Tim Tebow was a guest on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, as Fallon aired his show from Indianapolis this week with a Super Bowl XLVI theme.

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These Kids At The NFL Experience Are The Most Adorable Thing You’ll See Today

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I don’t normally like to post pictures of children, not because it’s creepy, but because they’re not Kate Upton.

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Tiquan Underwood’s Hair Stole The Show At Super Bowl Media Day

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As we’ve already discussed, the week of Super Bowl XLVI has already started off with the standard, lazy storylines of guarantees and misconstrued words, with Tom Brady and Antrel Rolle providing the cannon fodder for the media thus far.

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Antrel Rolle Can’t Keep His Big Mouth Shut

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On Monday, we exposed Tom Brady for what he really is – a brash, cocky meathead jerk.

#Seinfeld

Seinfeld’s Acura Super Bowl Ad Was ‘Leaked’

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Another day, another Super Bowl commercial released on the Internet.

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Tom Brady Can’t Keep His Big Mouth Shut

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Normally, the New York sports media is the world’s greatest source for the most biased, sensationalized pseudo-journalism this side of, well, a sports blog.

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1.30 The Cooler

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Chloe Mortaud Herman Cain Endorses Newt Gingrich [Politico] Call Your Bookies: Breaking Down Super Bowl XLVI’s Prop Bets [With Leather] 'The Help' Wins Big At SAG Awards [MTV] Trade Whatever You've Got for Whatever You Want with the Swap-O-Matic [Gizmodo] A$AP Rocky Talks Working With [...].

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Call Your Bookies: We’re Breaking Down Super Bowl XLVI’s Prop Bets

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As I mentioned earlier in my Peabody Award nominee post about Princess the Prognostic Camel, I’m not much of a gambler.

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Sorry Pats Fans, But A Camel Says You Lose

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I’ve never been much of a gambler, as I wisely invest my hard-earned money in booze and blackouts.

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The Gronk Song: Rob Gronkowski Is Good At Football, Gets Boners

It's time to flush the good will and fan song benefit-of-the-doubt earned by Ashkon's "Niners In Paris" down the toilet, because the worst kind of guy who does things on the Internet (the bald, bearded guy wearing sunglasses on his webcam) has created "The Gronk Song - An Original for Rob Gronkowski".

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How To Make A Super Bowl Commercial, From The Masters Of Making Sh*tty Things (Updated)

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And when all else fails, just reference Star Wars, whether it fits your product or not.

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Jim Tressel Will Be New Colts Coach, Says People Trying To Win Super Bowl Tickets

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Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay is the kind of guy who'd be a 52-year old multimillionaire and have his Twitter icon be a picture of himself playing guitar, so it shouldn't be surprising that he'd offer two Super Bowl tickets to whatever random person could predict the new Colts head coach.

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Super Bowl XLVI: New York Giants Vs. New England Patriots Vs. John Cena

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I liked football better back when I thought it was real.

#Star Wars

Everyone Stop What You’re Doing And Watch This Volkswagen Super Bowl Ad Teaser

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I’ve never quite understood why companies still pay upwards of $3.


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