BIG HAIR

Tiquan Underwood’s Hair Stole The Show At Super Bowl Media Day

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As we’ve already discussed, the week of Super Bowl XLVI has already started off with the standard, lazy storylines of guarantees and misconstrued words, with Tom Brady and Antrel Rolle providing the cannon fodder for the media thus far.

Football

Antrel Rolle Can’t Keep His Big Mouth Shut

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On Monday, we exposed Tom Brady for what he really is – <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/tom-brady-cant-keep-his-big-mouth-shut">a brash, cocky meathead jerk</a>.

FERRIS BUELLER

Seinfeld’s Acura Super Bowl Ad Was ‘Leaked’

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Another day, another Super Bowl commercial released on the Internet.

Football

Tom Brady Can’t Keep His Big Mouth Shut

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Normally, the New York sports media is the world’s greatest source for the most biased, sensationalized pseudo-journalism this side of, well, a sports blog.

DAVID TYREE

Call Your Bookies: We’re Breaking Down Super Bowl XLVI’s Prop Bets

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As I mentioned earlier in my Peabody Award nominee <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/sorry-pats-fans-but-a-camel-says-you-lose">post about Princess the Prognostic Camel</a>, I’m not much of a gambler.

BATSHIT PREDICTIONS

Sorry Pats Fans, But A Camel Says You Lose

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I’ve never been much of a gambler, as I wisely invest my hard-earned money in booze and blackouts.

ARIZONA WILDCATS

The Gronk Song: Rob Gronkowski Is Good At Football, Gets Boners

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It's time to flush the good will and fan song benefit-of-the-doubt earned by Ashkon's <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/niners-in-paris-or-what-happens-when-your-crappy-fan-song-is-awesome">"Niners In Paris"</a> down the toilet, because the worst kind of guy who does things on the Internet (the bald, bearded guy wearing sunglasses on his webcam) has created "The Gronk Song - An Original for Rob Gronkowski".

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How To Make A Super Bowl Commercial, From The Masters Of Making Sh*tty Things (Updated)

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And when all else fails, just reference Star Wars, whether it fits your product or not.

ATHLETES SHOULD NOT HAVE TWITTER

Jim Tressel Will Be New Colts Coach, Says People Trying To Win Super Bowl Tickets

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Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay is the kind of guy who'd be a 52-year old multimillionaire and have his Twitter icon be a picture of himself playing guitar, so it shouldn't be surprising that he'd offer two Super Bowl tickets to whatever random person could predict the new Colts head coach.

Dogs

Everyone Stop What You’re Doing And Watch This Volkswagen Super Bowl Ad Teaser

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I’ve never quite understood why companies still pay upwards of $3.

Football

Move Over, Teen Choice Awards!

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If you’ve ever thought that the ESPY’s are great in theory, but you just can’t handle all those meaningless sports honors at one time, then the NFL has some news that will make your day much better.

Football

Super Bowl XVLI Will Be Available To Watch On Your Phone, If You’re That Guy

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Important news: If you wait tables and your dick boss won't let you off for the Superbowl (because "everybody asks off for the Superbowl"), the NFL is finally allowing you to sneak off to the restrooms, hide in a stall with your feet up and watch Aaron Rodgers throw touchdown passes through a helpless whoever's defense while your guests stare at empty bread bowls and drink melting ice run-off.


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