Posts Tagged: TAIWAN


Bee Therapy


Some people in Taiwan are willing to endure hundreds of bee stings to cure what ails them.


If Bob Costas Hadn’t Had Taiwan Animation, He’d Still Be Alive Today (Or Something)


Here's the NMA World Edition (Taiwan Animation) take on Bob Costas and his speech about Jovan Belcher and gun control.


Taiwan Animation’s Take On Mike D’Antoni Is Pretty Perfect


I considered writing my normal wordy intro paragraph about how Taiwan Animation is the weirdest thing in the world, citing examples from the stories we've covered and wondering how two Taiwanese ladies with 3rd grade computer animation skills could get to the heart of a story better than a nation of aged sports reporters, but I'll let this image do all that for me: Additional highlights, if you aren't already watching, include: - Phil Jackson as the zen, levitating version of The Mandarin from 'Iron Man' - A swinging jazz soundtrack - The Lakers having fruit thrown at them because they're trying to play basketball with walkers (try to figure out which one's supposed to be Steve Nash.


Still Undecided? Let The Obama Vs. Romney Taiwan Animation Boxing Game Decide For You


Normally, posts about <a href="" target="_blank">Taiwan animation</a> sports recaps are pretty straight-forward; <a href="" target="_blank">Tim Tebow gets literally crucified</a>, a <a href="" target="_blank">newborn baby flies out of a womb with a handgun</a> or <a href="" target="_blank">Queen Elizabeth beats a kangaroo to death with a baseball bat</a>.


Taiwan's NMA Studios Takes On The Disney-Lucasfilm Merger, Has Everyone Fight To The Death

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In which Taiwan's NMA Studios implies that the Disney-Lucasfilm merger will result in all the studios' characters fighting to the death.


Taiwan Hates The New York Yankees, Loves Animating C.C. Sabathia’s Bones


If that preview image doesn't make you click the link, maybe this will: at one point in Taiwan's "New York Yankees didn't make the World Series" epic, Alex Rodriguez draws a sex emoticon on a ball and gets it tossed to a lady.


Taiwan Animation Vs. Soccer Dives


Soccer dives are the worst, and Luis Suarez of Liverpool is the worst AT them.


Taiwan Explains Europe’s Ryder Cup Comeback: Fire, Armor, Ghosts


Taiwan Animation covered Europe's unlikely Ryder Cup comeback in their usual way -- with afros, morphsuits and people from the United States dressing like Uncle Sam at all times.

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Taiwan Animation Says Yankees Are Done, Attacks C.C. With Fishing Net

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Taiwan's Next Media Animation has really gone above and beyond with their latest effort, calmly titled, "New York Yankees 2012 season goes off the rails".


Here's Elijah Earnheart, The Giant Homicidal Pee-Wee 12-Year Old


Elijah Earnheart, a six-foot tall, 297-pound 12-year-old from Mesquite, Texas, has been banned from his Pee Wee Football league for being too big.


The New Hotness: Organized Toddler Fighting

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As if <a href="" target="_blank">Aremenian boy barfight MMA</a> wasn't bad enough, today's big mainstream news story tackles the next step down on the boyfighting evolutionary ladder.


The Queen Attacking A Kangaroo: Still Better Olympics Coverage Than NBC

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As you might've guessed, I get my Olympics updates exclusively from <a href="" target="_blank">Samuel L. Jackson</a> and <a href="" target="_blank">Taiwan's Next Media Animation</a>, and so far I know more than I ever expected to about MUGGAFUQQUAHS and <a href="" target="_blank">panda bears shooting up Chinese swimmers with comically-oversized steroid needles</a>.


Watch Out For Chinese Panda Bears And Their Giant Steroid Syringes

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We share a lot of <a href="" target="_blank">NMA World Edition's ridiculously animated, absurdist news recap videos</a>, but their latest (about world record Olympic swimmer Ye Shiwen) brings up an interesting question of how Asian and Pacific Island nations view each other, and whether or not cultural or racial prejudices get in the way of objective reporting.


Exclusive: A Sneak Peek At The 2012 London Olympics Opening Ceremony


Highlight: Yoko Ono appearing out of nowhere and killing three Beatles at once with a machete attack.


Taiwan Animation: The Only Voice In The Jeremy Lin Discussion


This is a great one, if only for Carmelo Anthony operating, then bogarting the spotlight.


This Is How UFC 148 Looked In My Brain

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As funny as a bull gutting Chael Sonnen is, the funniest part of the video is Mr.


And Now With Further Commentary On Sexual Abuse, Here's Taiwanese Animation


There's nothing Taiwan loves more than an American high school sex scandal.

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Yep, They've Got A Version Of This Too

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Taiwan's Next Media Animation asks the two most important questions about LeBron James and the Miami Heat's 2012 NBA Championship victory: 1.


Boxing Is Dead, But Taiwanese Animation Is Alive And Well


I still think Pacquiao would've won that fight if he hadn't used a cross to murder a gay guy during the pride parade.

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