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This Insane 90-Foot Water Slide Has A Vertical Loop And Is Coming To New Jersey Next Year

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If all goes according to plan, Sky Caliber will premiere at New Jersey's Action Park in 2016.

LORD OF THE RINGS

Spain Wants To Build A ‘Hobbit’-Like Theme Park

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Last month, the city of Rincon de la Victoria, Spain announced its plans to build an eight-hectare (about a third of a square mile) Middle Earth-inspired park called "La Comarca," which in German means "a whale's vagina*.

#Star Wars

Disney Continues To Tease Its ‘Ambitious’ Theme Park Plans For Star Wars

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Disney CEO Bob Iger continues to tease 'Star Wars' fans with as little information as possible about the future of rides at theme parks.

#Star Wars

Disney Wants More ‘Star Wars’ In Their Theme Parks, But Will They Focus On The Classic Films Or The New Ones?

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It seems lke the 'Star Wars' presence at Disney's theme parks will be more focused on the new films going forward.

ANGRY BIRDS

The Angry Birds Have A Chain Of Very Sad Theme Parks

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Prepare to feel bad for professional actors as they try to make this Angry Birds theme park seem remotely fun.

HUNGER GAMES

Lionsgate Close to Launching a ‘Hunger Games’ Theme Park, Since Child Murder = Family Fun

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Lionsgate has big plans to open a Hunger Games theme park, because nothing says "screaming laughter" like "dying children."

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Lionsgate Promises To Read ‘The Hunger Games’ Right After They Build The Theme Park

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In a recent meeting with investors, Lionsgate assured everyone they definitely love money.

#Star Wars

Disney Promises A ‘Far Greater Presence’ Of ‘Star Wars’ Rides At Its Theme Parks

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Disney CEO Bob Iger hasn't revealed much about 'Star Wars,' but he did confirm that there will be huge theme park news next year.

Theme Parks

One Of The Walley World Roller Coasters From ‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’ Is Closing

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Six Flags Magic Mountain is closing the Colossus roller coaster after 36 years, which included a role in 'National Lampoon's Vacation.'

Theme Parks

Disney’s Storyless Ride ‘It’s A Small World’ Is Coming To The Big Screen

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Despite not having an actual story, Disney is turning 'It's a Small World' into a big screen movie, directed by Jon Turteltaub.

#NOPE

Six Flags Has Finished Construction On The Pants-Wetting ‘Zumanjaro: Drop Of Doom’

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Named the 'Drop of Doom,' the newest ride at Six Flags Great Adventure is the world's tallest and scariest drop ride at 41 stories and 90 mph speed.

#Star Trek

Set Phasers To Fun: A Star Trek Theme Park Is Coming Soon!

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Spain's Paramount Park Murcia will include several Star Trek themed attractions when it opens in late 2015.

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Some ‘Big Name Musicians’ Are Canceling Their SeaWorld Gigs Because Of ‘Blackfish’

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Bands like Heart and the Barenaked Ladies have canceled their performances at SeaWorld because of 'Blackfish.'

#NOPE

Take A Look At The Verrückt Meg-A-Blaster, Soon To Be The World’s Tallest Waterslide

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Next year, the Schlitterbahn Kansas City Water Park will unveil the 140-foot tall Verruckt Meg-A-Blaster waterslide, the tallest in the world.

Theme Parks

Dolly Parton And The Harlem Globetrotters, Together At Last

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In the best country music-related comedy basketball news ever, the theme park magnates who own Dollywood have purchased the Harlem Globetrotters.

#FLORIDA

WOOHOO! The Simpsons Are Getting Their Very Own Springfield At Universal Orlando Resorts

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Universal Orlando Resorts announced that the lone ride for The Simpsons is now going to be part of an entire Springfield attraction.

Theme Parks

The Blue Collar Comedy Guys Are Building a $200 Million Theme Park

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(picture source) One of my favorite Greg Giraldo moments was when he lost it in the middle of Larry the Cable Guy's roast, stopped telling jokes, and just screamed HOW THE F*CK ARE YOU SO POPULAR.

WORLD OF WARCRAFT

The Unlicensed 'Joyland' World Of Warcraft Theme Park In China Looks Amazing, Joyless

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A Redditor took a trip to the World of Warcraft theme park in China and took pictures of his visit.

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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Might Finally Be Coming To A Theme Park, Maybe

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There’s been a rumor in my quaint little Hamlet of Orlando, Florida for several years that there would someday be a Lord of the Rings attraction at one of our two major theme parks – Walt Disney World or Universal Studios Florida.


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