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Report: The Houston Rockets Have Moved Up In The Draft From No. 14 To No. 12

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According to Adrian Wojnarowski, Houston is on the move again, continuing to stockpile the highest value picks they can.

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I Was Saying Boo-bama

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He should've just gone for it, said "also you're in last place" and done a bunch of crotch chops.

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On The Idea That The Jaguars "Need" Tim Tebow

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A number of fake Twitter accounts were responsible for yesterday’s bevy of misinformation regarding which team Tim Tebow was actually being traded to, and while it really was quite humorous watching actual reporters deliver false news, it was ultimately frustrating.

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Tim Tebow Is A New York Jet, Antonio Cromartie Is Grumpy

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Ah Twitter, where athlete rants are born and subsequently apologized for.

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Things Are Really Complicated For Tim Tebow

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With Peyton Manning officially signed to a 5-year, $96 million deal to be the quarterback of the Denver Broncos, the Broncos are reportedly shopping Tebow for a third round draft pick, despite having originally drafted him in the first round.

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About This Whole Peyton Manning To The New York Jets Thing

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It has already been a pretty big week for the New York Jets, as they’ve been making personnel changes to repair the problems that have kept them from fulfilling head coach Rex Ryan's wrongly predicted Super Bowl victories before each of the last three seasons.

#Chris Paul

Eric Gordon Isn’t Crying, It’s His Allergies

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In what I would think is a pretty cool effort to show love to some people who suffer so much, the Los Angeles Clippers sent Blake Griffin, DeAndre Jordan and Eric Gordon on a bus ride with a group of season ticket holders.

#BLAKE GRIFFIN

Chris Paul Is Still Going To Los Angeles?

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Now that the Los Angeles Lakers have focused their middle market superstar thievery on Dwight Howard, the New Orleans Hornets still need to find a taker for Chris Paul while maintaining a certain level of franchise value for attracting a new owner.

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Albert Pujols Murders Rangers Pitching With A Gun In Latest Taiwanese Animation

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In case you ever wanted to see Albert Pujols pull out a pistol and shoot somebody in the face, here's Next Media Animation's latest encapsulation of current events.

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And David Stern Was All Like, LOL JK!

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Last night, it was like Twitter had a stroke.

#NFL

Al Davis Left Some Crazy Behind In Oakland

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When the Cincinnati Bengals selected TCU’s Andy Dalton in the second round of this year’s NFL Draft, it was a clear indication that the Carson Palmer era was over for them.

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Carson Palmer To Raiders Unlikely, Official

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If somebody tried to pull off this trade in a fantasy league, the other team owners would veto it so hard.

#BOSTON CELTICS

Son, You’ve Been Traded

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This is why blogs are awesome.

#CARMELO ANTHONY

Carmelo’s ‘No Decision’ On Conan, Right Before He Was Traded To The Knicks

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The newest Knick, NBA All-Star Carmelo Anthony, made a TV appearance on "Conan" just hours before his trade from Denver.

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SCORE ANOTHER FOR THE DOUCHES

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Tucker Max, a guy who, like me, makes his living being a dick on the Internet, just got his first book "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" adapted into a movie.


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