- Geek & Sci-Fi
While everyone in Bristol <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=4469193&sportCat=ncf">lines up to suck off a true freshman</a> that went 3-for-5 on the team's only true scoring drive of the night, Joe McKnight is getting snubbed out of his props for bailing out his team by earning half of his total yards during Southern Cal's fourth-quarter rally against Ohio State in Columbus Saturday.
Here's the Southern Cal football team in a team meeting, and all I can say is that the hardest thing about playing football for Pete Carroll has to be admitting to your parents that you're gay.
<a href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=13898">Busted Coverage</a> has some of the highlights of Southern Cal's big recruiting weekend, Swim With Mike, and I can only hope that "Mike" is the brunette in the inner tube with jugs to spare.
Southern Cal football coach Pete Carroll, who months earlier <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/01/dude-wheres-my-quarterback">had lambasted quarterback Mark Sanchez</a> for his decision to skip his senior season and go pro, executed a dubious about-face at the team's pro day yesterday.
Southern Cal coach Pete Carroll has this reputation for being one of the more laid-back and personable guys in college football.
#6 Oklahoma eked out a <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=283390201" target="_blank">73-72 victory over USC</a> last night, and part of what kept the Trojans close was Blake Griffin's absence during part of the second half after he got nut-punched by USC's Leon Washington.
USC coach Pete Carroll wants his team to wear their red home jerseys at UCLA this Saturday, even though <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3738795" target="_blank">it will cost his team two timeouts</a> during the game.
At halftime of the Washington Huskies' evisceration this weekend, the USC Song Girls celebrated their 40th anniversary by having the Song Girls of generations past join the current squad for, uh, whatever the Song Girls do.
There's a lot of pride at Oregon State in their most famous graduate, That Chick Who Got Naked After exposing Ohio State as a creampuff, USC was looking forward to cruising through its creampuffier conference schedule to the national championship game.
Because the college apparently needs more money to pay players under the table, the University of Southern California is allowing people to rent one of their famed Song Girls at $150 a pop for appearances.
Oftentimes newspapers, in this case <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-usc14-2008aug14,0,2415417.story" target="_blank">the Los Angeles Times</a>, will rely on euphemisms in describing risque content to protect their family readership, while still having to report news that deals in difficult subjects.
Oh man, nothing gets me fired up like a good discussion about trademark law.
Two weeks after USC coach Pete Carroll was surrounded by excited, shirtless young men, USC linebacker Rey Maualuga went through a Trojans practice wearing this thong.
I know it's wrong to call things "gay" and mean "bad," so believe me, when I call this video gay, I mean it's very very homosexual.
The USC Song Girls put on bikinis and got in the pool this past weekend to help raise money for something called </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.
Hugh Hefner matriculated through the University of Illinois, and <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/cs-071229mikedowneyillinoisrosebowlhughhefner,1,5129675.column?ctrack=1&cset=true" title="Chicago Tribune" target="_blank">he's very excited about the Fighting Illini's appearance in this season's Rose Bowl</a>:"Illinois has already knocked off the No.
2 burly representatives of my local independent businessman just reminded me that <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/7302370" title="FOX" target="_blank">USC lost to Stanford last night</a>.