#THE SIMPSONS

This Seems Like a Reasonable Use of One’s Time

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In honor of "The Simpsons" upcoming 500th episode, two of the shows fans sat down to try to break the Guinness World Record for most consecutive hours of television watched.

#Animals

Morning Links Will Make You Bust A Nut

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Oh, sorry, the Kate Upton Sports Illustrated cover story is AFTER the Morning Links, this is a guy literally busting nuts.

WORLD RECORDS

Introducing Chun Chun, The Largest Baby Ever Born In China!

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Normally when a woman gives birth in China, it isn’t big news since it would take 600 networks running around the clock to cover that kind of procreation.

WORLD RECORDS

3:33:01.40 The New World Record Pac-Man Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled

Yes, that is actually how effed up Pac-Man's 256th level looks.

WORLD RECORDS

There Must Be Easier Ways To Die, Guys

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While I was busy feeding orphaned tiger cubs with my philanthropy group, Hunks Without Borders, San Diego played host to the "Red Bull: New Year.

WORLD RECORDS

Dogs Were Not Meant For Bench Pressing

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Part of the fun of obscure world records used to be the element of lunacy that was still combined with some sort of unique talent that made the person setting each record so remarkable.

WORLD'S OLDEST DOG

Pusuke The Dog, 1985-2011

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*takes off glasses, wipes single tear from cheek* It is with a very heavy heart that I report that yesterday, at the age of 26 years and 8 months, Pusuke the Shiba Inu passed away at his home in Japan.

Zombies

Viva Los Braaaaaaaains: Mexico’s ‘Zombie Walk’ Shatters The World Record

  Last year, 4,093 people gathered in New Jersey’s Asbury Park to set the world record for the most people dressed like zombies in one place.

#THANKSGIVING

The Only Way To Beat Kobayashi Is To Cheat

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On Tuesday, Sonya "Black Widow" Thomas won the Wild Turkey 81 Eating World Championship with a world record 5.25 pounds of turkey downed in ten minutes.

#FLORIDA

The Best And Most Ridiculous Of The 2011 Guinness World Records Day

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For the seventh year in a row, people all over the world gathered to perform ridiculous tasks and insane stunts for the sake of getting their names in the Guinness Book of World Records.

WORLD RECORDS

Come See The Amazing Zhou Lulu, China’s World Record Weight Lifter

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I probably don’t have to tell you this, but the World Weightlifting Championships were held yesterday in Paris, France, and when I think of freakishly strong people showing amazing feats of strength, I think of Paris, France.

WORLD SERIES OF POKER

Wednesday Wild Card: Keibler, Brady, Beckham And The World Series Of Poker

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A ton of stuff happens in the sports world each week and there are only two of us here to try to scoop up as much as we can and shove into all into your eyeballs like an ocular smoothie of awesome.

WORLD RECORDS

The World’s Fastest Computer is Japanese, Kinda Scary

Yeah, we like our computers really fast, but we're not really sure what can be achieved with 10 quadrillion floating point operations per second (petaflops) that would actually be a good thing.

WORLD RECORDS

The Best Of The 2011 Tompkins Square Park Dog Parade

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Back in July, fans of the San Diego Padres gathered at Petco Park as they hoped to break the world record for the longest costumed dog parade as part of the organization’s annual Dog Days of Summer promotion, which allows fans to bring their pooches to the ballpark.

#Batman

Beer Unicycling And Morning Links

I'm not sure why I'm surprised that there's a world record for this.

WORLD RECORDS

100-Year Old Man Completes Marathon And Now I Feel Bad About Everything

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I'm a pretty healthy guy, but sometimes I get halfway up a flight of steps and consider lying down and napping it off.

WORLD RECORDS

You Couldn’t Pay Us Enough: Swiss Adventurers Perfect Extreme Hot-Tubbing

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On October 1, a group of 25 adventure-loving maniacs from Switzerland set out to accomplish their most death-defying feat to date.

WORLD RECORDS

Australia Knows How To Set A World Record

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As most of our half-drunk, all-miserable middle school social studies teachers taught us, Australia was destined for coolness from the very first day that the British started shipping their criminals there.

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Fat Kids Be Damned: The World’s Largest Dodgeball Game And The Best Of Devin Graham

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One week ago today, director Devin Graham and his friends set out with one goal - they wanted to host the largest dodgeball game in the history of the world.

#Justin Bieber

World Record Dogs Jump For Morning Links

A little update on yesterday's WTF World Records, here is actual footage of Uchida Geinousha's Super Wan Wan Circus rope-skipping dogs.


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