Welp, here it is. A preview for the next pseudo-season of “The Hills,” which won’t be season 5 but instead “bonus episodes” to season 4, because… um… the narrative arc is more in line with the Dostoevskyian mood and themes of season 4, whereas season 5 is expected to be a grand philosophical masterwork, with Spencer as the Machiavellian foil to L.C.’s ingenue version of Candide.
Naw, just kidding. MTV got 15 seconds of mildly interesting footage and will air it out over the course of six episodes where the same assholes look at each other in silence while trying to remember how the script told them to react. Ooh, look! The name of the song that’s playing is on the screen! What compelling television!
[More at the L.A. Times]
I want more like this!
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