Today in “You don’t give a sh-t” news, MTV has confirmed that “The Hills” will return for another season, even though Lauren Conrad — the central character and closest thing the show has to a person I don’t want to stab — is leaving the show. From JustJared, with editorial notes:
MTV has confirmed to JustJared.com that Lauren Conrad has moved on but Heidi Montag [vapid idiot], Spencer Pratt [Satan], Audrina Patridge [used to be hot], Brody Jenner [douche], Stephanie Pratt [fugs], Lo Bosworth [fugs, boring, moron] and Justin Bobby [ur-douche] will all be back for the new season.
The network also promises “fresh faces, new stories and shocking surprises.” Newlyweds Spencer and Heidi will, of course, take front and center.
It’s amazing the way that a show I don’t even watch can make me hate life. If I could somehow not watch it more, I’d do that. Or, to put it in the words of one JustJared commenter, “i will miss Lauren :(((((((((((“. So true. It’s the kind of comment that says, “I only have two eyes, but these frowns will last forever.”