I have to be offline for a little while I get ready to pop out of the casket at Michael Jackson’s memorial service (spoiler alert!), so I figured now would be a good time to re-visit the video of Jackson and Brett Ratner dancing in the car to R. Kelly’s “Ignition” (previously seen on FilmDrunk last November). Let that sink in: Brett Ratner + Michael Jackson + R. Kelly. That, my friends, is a scene that just oozes with the tears of repressed memories of child molestation. ALLEGED child molestation, ha ha! Suck on that, lawyers!
Anyway, rest in peace, King of Pop. May Brett Ratner never be remembered so fondle-y. FONDLY, I mean. Freudian slip.