Your medium is dying!
College Humor put together an eight-minute montage of newspaper headline gags that “The Simpsons” has used over the years. Most of them come from the famous Springfield Shopper, but if you stick with it you’ll also see some editions from The Flanders Press (EXTRA EXTRA! TODD SMELLS).
Anyway, as with anything Simpsons-related, it’s worth watching just to remember all the different headlines in context. And it’s set to classical music, which doesn’t really fit, but it’s very pleasant. And if your boss hears you listening to classical music, he’ll think you’re working and not reading blogs. Or she. Your boss might be a woman. If you’re a fictional character on a TV show.