I don’t break a whole lot of news around here, but I have a reliable industry source who’s confirmed that former vice president Al Gore will appear on the Christmas episode of “30 Rock” next month.
Now, if I wanted to meet the standard of TV industry reporting, I’d be spending a lot more time writing things like “scoop” and “exclusive” in all-capital letters with extra exclamation points — and maybe some question marks for good measure, just in case. But I’d prefer to hold on to a shred of my dignity and act like I’ve been here before (unlike certain breathless retards who shall remain unnamed). It’s not like I’m awesome because someone deemed to give me a piece of information. I’m just some jackass with a blog. Just like every jackass with a blog.
But anyway, yes: Al Gore will be on “30 Rock” this Christmas. That’s a Warming Glow exclusive. Big whoop.