Christina Hendricks was at the Directors Guild Awards this past weekend, where she presented a special-edition gold coin to the Jewish leprechaun of the year. But more importantly, Hendricks donned glasses to read the award. And if I learned anything from middle school, it’s that people with poor vision should be chastised for wearing glasses. Ha ha, look at that geeky Four Eyes! She probably likes comic books and science fiction and They Might Be Giants and… wait. That’s all stuff that *I* like. Dammit, the point of this post was supposed to make me feel better about not being her dorky husband. Foiled again! I’ll get you for this, Hendricks!
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