It goes without saying that all of the Kardashian sisters are devoid of any moral worth or intellect, but two of the three are very nice to look at, while the third is a warning to scientists who might be tempted to splice rhinoceros DNA with human genes. That’s what made E’s “Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami” one of the most inexplicable reality spin-offs I’ve ever seen: why was Khloé there? If you can’t get Kim and Kourtney on the same show, don’t substitute one of them with Khloé. She’s the Godfather Part III of Kardashian sisters.
Anyway, all of that is a long way of saying that E! has apparently come to its senses with the new show “Kourtney & Kim Take New York.”
“I can’t think of two hotter bitches to be strutting around the streets of Manhattan and I won’t be missing a single episode,” sister Khloe wrote on her blog Monday morning. “I’m definitely sad to be missing out on the city fun with my sisters, but I’m a married girl and I couldn’t just pick up and move to New York.” [Radar]
While I appreciate that this new version of the show will be more watchable on mute, part of me hopes that Khloé can at least visit her sisters. I’d love to see an episode where she swats airplanes from atop the Empire State Building.