WHAT’S ON 2NITE: FAT GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO

07.28.09 8 years ago 9 Comments

Can I interest you girls in dinner?

More to Love (Fox) — The premiere of what everyone’s calling “The Fatchelor.”  It’s generating plenty of buzz, but all the reviews I’ve read have been lukewarm to bad (zing, burn, boosh).  Some choice quotes from the overweight women on the show: “What if I’m alone for the rest of my life because I’m overweight?”  “This is my one chance to actually feel like I can be loved.”  “I need to see love is possible.”  This is gonna be too depressing to have fun laughing at.

The Bachelorette (ABC) — It’s the “After the Final Rose” special or whatever it’s called.  Jillian and winner Ed (the guy who couldn’t get it up) come on and talk about how in love they are.  Unlike 16 out of 17 previous installments of “The Bachelor/ette,” I think these crazy kids might actually have a chance.

The Lazy Environmentalist (Sundance) — I save water by not flushing my toilet!

Miami Social (Bravo) — This is actually kind of watchable.  It’s nice to see a docu-soap like this that shows attractive people in their thirties.  I’m tired of looking at ugly housewives, Bravo.

Deadliest Catch (Discovery) — Season finale, y’all.  From Yahoo: “It’s the final 24 hours of the 2009 Opilio crab season, but the last day is full of big trouble.”  As for my crabs?  They’re always in season.  Call me, ladies!

I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant (Discovery Health) — The show description kills me every week.  “A 25-year-old woman with a broken pelvis visits the ER with pains she attributed to a fall.”  What’d she fall on, a boner?

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