2012 WILL STROKE YOUR DISASTER BONER

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08.28.09 35 Comments

Roland Emmerich (Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow) basically makes a living exploding world landmarks with CGI, so the three new posters for 2012 are about what you’d expect.

Centuries ago, the Mayans left us their calendar, with a clear end date and all that it implies.

“All that it implies” being “we stopped at 2012 because if we’d kept the calendar going and going for all infinity, it would’ve taken a really long time, and really we just needed a place for us to write down Pedro’s Luau party next Thursday.”

Since then, astrologists have discovered it, numerologists have found patterns that predict it, geologists say the earth is overdue for it, and even government scientists cannot deny the cataclysm of epic proportions that awaits the earth in 2012. A prophecy that began with the Mayans has now been well-chronicled, discussed, taken apart and examined. By 2012, we’ll know – we were warned. [/Film]

Yes, we were warned that the world would end in 2012.  And we were supposed to do what, exactly, stop time?  Set our clocks back?  Wear a helmet?  You really didn’t think this through, did you.

[via Yahoo]

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