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10.28.08 54 Comments

Saw V director David Hackl shows his favorite doll how he kissed his invisible prom date.

In shocking news you’ll never believe (SNYNB), people who like torture porn may share a predilection for violence.

Four men suffered neck wounds and four others were arrested after a wild altercation early Saturday morning at a Times Square movie theater packed with young people.

The chaotic scene in and around the AMC Empire 25 on West 42nd Street began as hundreds came and went from ” Saw V,” which the theater was showing on five screens with starting times spaced a half-hour apart.

A fight broke out in the theater just before 1 a.m., and a large number of people scattered, a police source said.

A short time later, two 22-year-old men and a 25-year-old man were stabbed or cut on the back of the neck at the corner of 42nd Street and Broadway, about a half-block from the theater, police said. The 25-year-old man suffered the most serious injury. None of the injuries was considered life-threatening, authorities said. Police said it was believed that all of those involved had been at the theater. [Newsday via RoboPanda]

Wait, so they only hurt other Saw fans, right?  Phew.  Now you know why we send them to special schools.  In order to deal with this problem, I say we just put locks on the theater doors, and maybe do a promotional push.  Say, a Machetes ‘n’ PCP night.  And thus, one hand washes the other.

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