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So Dane Cook’s apartment complex in West Hollywood where he’s lived for the last 10 years is trying to evict him, because he reportedly lets his dog shit in the public courtyard and doesn’t clean up after it. Dane Cook says evicting him from the apartment once occupied by John Belushi would jinx his career. An excerpt from Cook’s filing:
“To live in the unit of one of the great legends was overwhelming and after moving in to that unit, I felt a creative drive that I had never felt before. It’s a little bit like the superstition that athletes have, before games, about a favorite bat or shoe, or the order in which they gear up; for me, this apartment has been the place where I’ve sat and worked on my comedy routines, and I can feel, and have felt, the presence of the true greats that lived there before me. It’s been a long road for me, in terms of developing my career as a comic, and the apartment is both a place of inspiration to me as well as a place where I go to feel connected to the source.” [Yahoo/E]
Hmm, let’s see if we can find any holes in this argument… *deep breath* If you want the court to consider something, don’t call it a “superstition”; if you liked the apartment so much, you shouldn’t have let your dog shit all over it; John Belushi OD’d in his prime which may not qualify as lucky; and your last three movies were Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, and My Best Friends Girl – the court would be doing the world a favor if it jinxed this hot streak. At least, that’s what I’d say if I were judge. That, and “I’m naked under this robe,” and “Here come de judge, here come de judge…”
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Fuck Dane Cook
So, I’m sorry. Did he leave his comedy routine in the courtyard, or did they mean dogshit literally?
I hope they let him stay in that apartment, since Mr. Brooks already has the key.
Bro.
Maybe he could move into Gary Busey’s old place. I doubt he could survive that.
Maybe, if WE are lucky, he will move on to Belushi’s old room at the Chateau Marmont and let superstition and and eight ball take its course
Where’s Heath Ledger’s doctor when you need him?
I think Dane Cook just told us that he wears the same unwashed jockstrap for the duration of one of his tours.
Henne Youngman has a garage apartment he can rent.
Dane was tired of his hair being confused with Tom Selleck’s mustache, so he got it cut to resemble Tom Selleck’s ball sack? Bad choice, Danerino.
Good Luck, Fuck?
JHC, how do you know so much about the grooming habits of Mr Selleck?
I just like Dane Cook posts cause it reminds me of Fek’s Swedish Chef joke.
Anybody know where Jonathan Brandis used to live?
Why does he look like a bloated Nick Swardson with a drinking problem in that pic? Did his face finally regain feeling after his stroke?
His lawyer is already preparing the widely recognized “Douchebag” defense.
Eib, when you’re as much of a pimp as Tom Selleck, you keep your shit straight. Everywhere. Sam Elliot, too.
“If his jokes are shit, you must acquit!”
His face is starting to look a bit like Jim Belushi.
He’s actually stealing shit from the dogs of other comedians and pretending that it came out of his dog’s ass. Hack.
SKORMA NIKKEL DOO MORK MORK MORK!
/ / / That was for nePoo
Dane Cook is a Romulan coddling tahQeq-qovlPathing yIntagh.
/ / / That was for Him
Thanks, brother.
Dane Cook owns two pairs of rainbow suspenders.
Was it the ghost of Belushi that kept him from cleaning up the dogshit?
Dane Cook’s landlord should just feed his dog some of his box office poison and be done with it.
“Your honor, when I came up with that joke about naming my kid ‘Rrrrrrrrrrr’, that was all thanks to [del]Louis C.K.[/del] the ghost of John Belushi. I couldn’t have done it without him.”
Why does it not surprise Him to find out that Dane Cook is just another West Hollywood faggot?
Dane Cook’s dog shit on my ability to use BB Code.
Maybe he should just move into Don Knotts’ apartment with Biggs.
Seriously, I’d rather pay $8 to watch 90 minutes of the dog’s creative output than anything Dane Cook has done.
I go to the Fatburger on Wilshire to be inspired by and connected to Rob Schneider and Pauly Shore. Because they work there.
LiVance, don’t forget Dan in Real Life! That movie was amaaaaaaazing.
I think what he’s trying to get at is that he would be lost without Belushi’s unit.
I can understand, the previous owners of the house I’m in really hated douchebag comedians too.
New Up!
I live in the same house where Tod Browning drowned a Mongoloid back in 1904.
Jeez, now he’s stealing from the spirit of Jim Belushi?
Also, my best friend does a great Dane Cook impression: “I’m every douchebags favorite commmmmmmmmmmedian. I don’t tell jokes I tell rambling stories, run around on stage and make funny noises, raaaaaawr, nnnnnnnnnnah. And sometimes I’ll repeat the same word over and over changing the intonation, the INtonation, the into-na-ti-on.”
Jim is inspiring him, inspiring him to die on stage every outting.
Today is just not Dane Cook’s Day.
Wait, Dane Cook thinks he’s too good to pick up dog shit. Did he not see Vicious Circle?