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Look, I’m just gonna give you the info straight from the source, because this all sounds totally bogus to me, but then, so does half of the retarded stuff that comes out of Hollywood that turns out to be true, so…
Insiders at the Marvel compound tell Fox 411 that he is close to landing the superhero gig of his life. “John has read 4 times and is doing screen tests,” our source tells us. “He has screen tested 2 times so far. It’s very likely that he will be the new Captain America. He is a favorite among the key decision makers and has been asked to come back for more this week.”
At this point, Krasinski is the main focus at Marvel. “The big bosses are having him read with multiple actresses up for the female leads. They want to lock down the role and then they will narrow down everyone else.”
Based on this information, ThePlaylist says that would make Krasinski a “virtual lock” for the role. What no one really knows is how accurate Fox 411 is. For their part, LatinoReview says their sources say Cap will be “not a comedic guy.” That would seem to rule out Krasinski because he’s known for a comedy show, but he does kind of play the straight man. Nothing against Krasinski, he just seems way too soft-featured for the part. Anyway, I’m sick of all this dumb speculation. When are they just going to give it up and tell us Ted Nugent got the part? What? He eats raw bear that he shot with his crossbow for dinner and can deflect bullets with the power of his rocking. Tell me he wouldn’t make an awesome Captain America.
Hey, Hitler! SQUIBBETY BLABBEDY DO!
(My Ted Nugent joke explained)
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shit… as amazing as this movie is being made out to be, just have the furry cap’n from the banner pic and call it a wrap. start screen testing for the re-boot
Rainn Wilson as Red Skull or GTFO!
Everyone said Bruce Willis wouldn’t make a good action star because he was on a comedy show. Then Die Hard came out.
I don’t think jKras (that’s what we in the know call him) would make a bad Cap, and that’s exactly why he won’t get the part.
*MOUTH FART*
More like “in the no” right Jack? …Anyone? …Fine.
That Furry Cap’n looks like Kevin Costner in Swing Vote.
I’d rather have Dane Cook be Cap than this smug butthorn.
*puts on Urban Iron Man armor for protection*
Ok you can throw shit now.
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Chareth… way too much Whammy Bar and not enough Shredding in that video for me
Whammy Bar sounds like a good place to get drunk and play Press Your Luck.
Thom York deflects criticism with the power of his moping.
No fatties, no fatties, no fatties.
Megan Fox will be playing the superhero Domino in what amounts to 2 hours of maybe they will maybe they wont awkward sexual tension ultimately winding up with the obvious marriage and and baby in the third act where nobody cares anymore.
I’m getting that Daredevil “why did you bother to make this movie” feeling.
Jacktion 5!
Kurt Cobain deflects life with the power of his bullet.
Combine Fuzzy Cap’n America with Brendan Fraser’s “Furry Vengence” project and I MIGHT be willing to go see it.
How dare you, theend81. If The Nuge wasn’t trolling the taxidermy message boards right now, he’d rock your face off.
Where the hell is Viking Gore when you need him?
GRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH… YOU RANG?!
*reads post*
AAAARRRRRRR… WHAT THE FUCK? CAPTAIN POLAND? I’LL BE RIGHT THERE TO SPILL SOME BLOOD!
*hops in sailboat*
UUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH… IT’S POWERED BY ALTERNATIVE ENERGY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
A mullet would be a huge improvement over Tommy Shaw’s bangs.
Viking Gore vs. Furry Captain America. THAT’S a movie I’d pay to see
Viking Gore gives power point presentations with a sword.
Heather Crapbag? I assumed you fell of the face of the earth when you didn’t call me on Valentine’s Day.
Viking Gore doesn’t burn villages because of the CO2 that releases into the atmosphere. Instead, he takes houses apart piece-by-piece, trying to put every stone back where it came from.
CASTING DIRECTOR: So, Ted. What makes you right for the roll of Captain America?
NUGENT: *points at deer slung across his neck* Any questions?
CASTING DIRECTOR: Um, yeah, my original one.
RRRAAAAGGGGGHHHH… I GIVE A MEAN INDIAN…ERRR…NATIVE AMERICAN BURN!
The only captain Viking Gore worries about is his archenemy, Captain of Industry.
As long as the movie is true to the comics and says Cap’s shield is made out out of Adam Ant-ium, I’m cool.
I have a virtual lock…in my pants
*whips out garage door opener
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Silly Lester Hayes Mayes!
Captain America’s World War II-era shield was not made from Adamantium! It was made of steel, and it wasn’t round!
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Ted Nugent’s Captain America defeats his foe by becoming his daughter’s legal guardian and having sex with her.
Ted Nugent’s Captain America’s signature move is the Stranglehold, baby.
they better not cast him, he will most certainly find his shield one day in a jello mold.
“huhahaha, vengeance is mine!” *Rainn Skull exits with arms straight behind him like he’s flying but really he’s just running*
Ted Nougat is both batshit crazy and deliciously smooth
Ted Nugent’s Captain America takes out Captain Turkey with a bow and arrow.
I say they Indian-give John Krasinski the part of Captain America.
Ted Nugent’s Captain America is a polite gentleman. He always says, “Wham, Damn, Thank You Ma’am!”
Ted Nugent was initially cast in “Doubt,” but got fired when he whipped it out.
If Gary Busey was Captain American, he wouldn’t deflect bullets, he’d fill’em with cocaine and snort’em.
Ted Nugent: Captain America should go over to France and put an end to their faggotry.
Viking Gore: GRAH! Do not cut down defenseless French Faggot tree unless you have sappling to plant in it’s place!
Better John Krasinski than some pretty boy from a CW show, right?
But I’m biased, because John Krasinski is my TV boyfriend.
John Kricfalusi > John Kasinski
“Krasinski”.
Now as of this morning Krasinski is out of the running
This is stupid. Bas Rutten is Captain America and R. Lee Ermey is Sgt. Fury. It’s in the Bible.
I’ll suck a cock on the golden gate bridge before they cast John Krasinski as Cap.