Thanks to MichaelBay.com, you can now watch the Transformers 2 footage that Bay originally screened at ShoWest in Vegas online. If you were hoping for more silliness in this one, you’re in luck. Apparently Bumblebee has been living in Shia LaBeouf’s garage like a robot Alf since the last movie, and in this scene, Shia explains why he has to go off to college without him. You know, the ol’ it’s-not-you, robot-it’s-me speech. And then Bumblebee moans like R2D2 and cries actual liquid tears. What? You didn’t know robots could do that? Man, I want what Michael Bay’s been smoking. Transformers 2: You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll watch giant robots punch each other, you’ll wish you were stoneder.
[more pictures at /Film]