If there’s one thing we all hate (and this is everyone), it’s the fact that enjoying Cheetos, like enjoying anything with glitter on it, comes at an exceedingly high cost. But Taco Bell, which has already put Cheetos in both its burritos and sliders understands the anguish you feel when that horrible orange dust gets in every crack and crevice (even when you’ve only had one single, solitary Cheeto) and has created yet another way for you to enjoy your artificially-colored corn snacks handsfree!
World, meet the Cheetos quesadilla! Well, okay, maybe not world, but at least the Philippines (for now), where these cheese and cheeto-filled holy abominations are available for a limited time.
According to people on social media — WHO SHOULD ALWAYS BE TRUSTED — these things don’t just look good, they’re delicious:
The quesadillas feature Taco Bell’s signature three-cheese blend and Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos (why not Flamin’ Hot?) to give you both the crunch and the bite you demand when biting into a tortilla stuffed with every last thing your nutrition teacher told you to never eat. Can you imagine doing more than one of these at a time? How quickly would the heart attack come?
Of course, as Kotaku points out, you could be making these at home yourself, but what’s the fun in that? If you’re going to eat this alone, may as well make an event out of it!